In about a month everyone is going to be in 'full on' spring break mode.  Can't really blame them either.  As much fun as the snow is, it's time to start seeing bikinis and daisy dukes a... more

Before we get started: 20% of people reading this article will be women, 5% of those will be offended and end up emailing me a bunch of shit like "you're going to die alone", and "u can't get a gf" etc etc. If you are one of those, you can send hate mail more

Wall bras are pretty important.  They don't show any nipple, yet give you enough skin to see exactly what you're dealing with.  Some people think I use the term "Safe for Work" too loosely because one might still get in trouble for viewing this at work.  People get o... more

V-Day approaches and you’re once again faced with the question of finding the perfect gift to ensure you will get laid, err get your special lady what her heart desires.  Thankfully, we've got the perfect gift idea for you.  One that will keep on giving (no, not an ... more

I know I sound like a sexist pig, but when it comes to women in sports, I just don't care.  It isn't fun to watch, but sometimes, it's fun to watch them.  So once in awhile, when I'm not watching real sports, or doing that  more

Is winter over yet?  Not quite, but spring break is right around the corner. When Winter turns into Spring time it's kind of like a 90 pound white girl having her... more

A few weeks ago we read about how Wikileaks might unleash the UFO war.  Like many of you, I really want to believe in aliens and UFO's, but every time I see an ep... more

I was watching a movie the other night called "She's Out of My League." Holy hell, this girl is so perfect it isn't even funny.   The flick wasn't too bad either (if you're in to those completel... more

Stay At Home Dad is crude web series that Atom.com put together last year.  It features a recently unemployed stock broker, and father of two, named Brandon.  A... more

A lot of panties got ruffled after I wrote "4 Reasons Being An Internet Slut Isn’t As Cool As You Think." For some reason, a lot of people *cough girls who w... more