This young lady thought it would be artistic to jam a bunch of Hypodermic needles into her arm, put candles in them, and light everything on fire.  Vincent Van Gogh would have his mind blown through his ass if he could witness this. Do we have any parents in the... more

I like artists.  They do stuff in the name of artistic expression that leaves the rest of us scratching our heads.  The only people who really understand artists, are other artists.  I saw a girl makin... more

The average person does not find farts attractive.  Laughing at a loud butt burner is one thing, but enjoying the aroma is on a completely different level of odd.  This guy creat... more

The ocean is scary.  There is nothing that would make me poo myself more, than getting tossed off a boat at night, and while swimming back, feeling something slimy slide across me.  Nope Nope Nope.   I mainly put this gallery together because I wanted to hear about ... more

The snowboarders out there will probably disagree, but every single year that passes, I start to hate the winter just a little bit more.  There isn't a single activity that I do in the winter, that isn't better in the Summer.  So let's throw a log on the fire and thin... more

It's been awhile since we bonded, and that's partially my fault.  I used to drop some pretty good advice when it came to more

This doesn't have a name yet, so I think we're going to call it "door knobbing." And I've gotta be 100% honest with you for a minute, at first I lol'd at this, but now I'm starting see to some sexual appeal.  Door knobs are f*cking dirty.  Probably the filthiest t... more

I played a pretty cruel joke on your guys yesterday so I'm giving you pictures of awesome dogs ... more

Now that everyone is out of holiday mode, it's back to business as usual.  The first thing I did was check email.   Take a guess at how many readers sent me holiday greetings?  You guessed right, zero.  I'm so emotional about this that I'm not going to give you... more

These jail birds all have one thing in common.  Can you guess what it is?  Correct, they all look retarded.  I was going to do a "12 babes of Christmas" gallery today but I've got a house full of family buzzing around my computer and I'm seriously starting to get... more