SFW porn is an exciting way to see our favorite adult stars get railed without seeing them actually get railed.  If you are easily amused, have MS Paint, and some free time you could too be on your way to bringing porn into the work place. ... more.

Pillow talk (noun): confidences exchanged in bed or in intimate circumstances between spouses or lovers. I submit we add "one night stands" to the end of that definition, but either way, you get the jist. Pillow talk is the bedroom banter that you would probably not ever want your mother to hear, but can be one of your greatest tools between the sheets. However, there are those of you whose pi... more.

Certain actions cause unexpected reactions.  The severity and level of WTF included in an action will directly coincide with the reaction.  That being said, here are 25  reaction faces. ... more.

Editable vertical templates are a great way to express the way you feel about a certain scene from a movie or TV show.  Lucky for you, 99% of the time the strip will end in some sort of meme or dick joke.  Today we're going to look at some of our favorites from the LOST series. I'm Agent Broyles Has anyone been far even Have you seen Avatar? What did one snowman say to the other snow... more.

Yes, this is a gallery that basically makes fun of people who do that retarded duck face, but we also want to know from ladies why they do this.  Girls, don't be shy, this is a safe place.  Why do you make this face?  It looks stupid and I'm almost certain you know it, yet you continue to pucker up like a little whore for the camera.   Why? ... more.

I know, it just doesn't make sense. You gelled that hair up, all but drowned yourself in Axe, and even ironed your fancy sparkly Ed Hardy tee, and yet here you are, in your bed, alone, jerking it at 9 am to internet porn. You might be thinking that those bitches at the bar were prudes. And ugly. Yeah, and FAT! Fat, ugly prudes. so whatever. But let's be honest, Jerome. I was there, and I was dr... more.

Share A few years ago, I had a serious crush on my neighbor.  She was like 5'11 with a decent rack, and two legs that just went up and made an ass of themselves.  One day I was admiring her as she strolled across the grass in her pink little skirt, when all of a sudden; she turned her head and hocked a golf ba... more.

Mmm panties.  Not the best thing on earth, but definitely next to the best thing on earth.  Today we're going to teach you kids how to read moods based solely upon the panties your girlfriend is wearing. Granny Panties - "I look like shit because I'm on my period, don't touch me.  Also you won't get laid tonight.  Hell, even the thought of blowing you right now makes me sick.  Rub my swoll... more.

When it comes to setting and breaking records, we've got one for virtually everything.  Yes, even the placing one ones penis into a vagina.  Unlike records you can brag about ("Dude I banged my gf for 3 hours w/ out busting a nut") we stumbled across a few disturbing ones that no one would boast about. Most Semen Swallowed -   Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially reco... more.

Share Spring is right around the corner, and that means weddings. Sadly, weddings aren't just about the boom boom with the bridesmaids.   A lot of tears, hugs, and other awkward bullshit will be distributed among our female counterparts.  This is ... more.