I came across Michael Oswald's site some time ago, and ever since then, I've gone back after a bowl or two just to see what happens.  Needless to say, I'm never disappointed.  If this is the line of wor... more

It's probably my lack of maturity and love for dick jokes that draws me to demotivational posters.  I mean, really they're just funny pictures that have been re-captioned, but like a kitten who has just foun... more

What would happen if you took the lovely leading ladies in some of the world's favorite Disney cartoons, and turned them into satanic biatches?  After staring at these for a long time, I've come to the following conclusion.  The movie reboots featuring these chick... more

If you've spent any time at all watching porn, it should be no surprise to you that penises are getting bigger.  You'd be hard pressed to find 8 inchers in that old 70's porn, and now you can't get through the first page on Red Tube without seeing 10 of them.  It ... more

Does anyone remember that Archer episode where they had to find a bomb on some futuristic air blimp?  That will now be a reality.  A 300 foott long casino and spa will be able to cruise at 12... more

When you live in the city, you're constantly getting hit up for change.  And even though it's pretty annoying knowing that your money will go toward booze, I'll go out of my way to tip a creative bum, or someone who is jamming out on a guitar.  I also think I'd ma... more

The average girl on Facebook who adds curves or removes a gut in her profile pictures is funny, but you can't really fault them for trying.  After all, graphic design probably isn't her profession.   But someone who gets paid to photoshop magazine covers, and acci... more

Let's be honest with each other: We (humans) will be living in space, sometime in the future.  Whether it's in 50 years from now, or two centuries away, eventually it will happen.  And that my friends gets me almost as excited as more

I knew I had a problem when I was playing Resident Evil 2 back in 1998 and I died because I was too busy fantasizing about the chick's tight ass.  Years later, I found out that I wasn't alone.  A lot of you clowns enjoy hot video game babes just as much as I do. ... more

I'd never sit there for an hour waiting for my face to get painted, and I think that's what makes me appreciate these even more. Here are 8 people who have way more patience than me. via more