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		<title>Electric Sports Cars That Actually Have Balls (10 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 19:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was telling someone that my current vehicle will probably be the last gas/oil vehicle that I own. Maybe electric, solar, or even fusion would be badass &#8211; and that&#8217;s where I&#8217;ll be headed when it&#8217;s time to buy a new ride. For this, I was called a hipster and tree hugger, lolz.  And because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF Is Going On In This Subway? (6 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh the subway. A birth place of viral content that ranges from parenting fails, weird outfits, odd behavior, and the occasional fist fight. Today we&#8217;re going to look at a few subway passengers who fit the above description quite well.]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Have A Robotic Girlfriend In The Future? (9 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s gallery warrants a discussion.  When we build robots that look and act like humans, will you be having a sexual relationship with a robotic girlfriend?  Imagine coming home to a delicious meal cooked by a robot with the upper body of Holly Peers, the smile of Georgia Graham, the hips of Francesca Frigo, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>17 Fat Kids Who Need Better Parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Making the news this week was the story of the 200 pound 9 year old who got taken away from his parents.  Sadly, he was given back to his mother where he doesn&#8217;t even have a fighting chance.  When the boy was shipped away he dropped from 218 lbs to just over 160.  Since being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Future of Space Travel?  Wormholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I have become obsessed with space travel. I think it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been reading The Night&#8217;s Dawn trilogy. It takes place 600 years in the future and by that time, humans have learned to manipulate space/time. So basically a ship can generate their own wormholes and swallow into them, then emerge hundreds of light [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moon Bases In The Near Future (12 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 20:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32168</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since Planetary Resources announced that they&#8217;d be mining asteroids, there has been a much needed rekindling ignited about going in to space.  Here are a few pictures of concept moon bases that have been floating around.  Most of us will see these become a reality in our lifetimes, which in itself is hard for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghetto Rigging At Its Finest (11 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 20:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was 12 I had a dirt bike.  I rode the shit out of this dirt bike, and it often broke down.  Thankfully my step dad said he knew a lot about dirt bikes, and always managed to keep it running.  One day it was broken beyond repair so I had to take it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Nostalgia Inducing Cereals From Your Childhood</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/nostalgia-cereal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 20:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the days of Count Chocula and The Ghostbusters?  I do.  Those days kicked ass.  Where the only thing you had to worry about was beating your siblings to the big pillow on Saturday mornings, and the only thing on your agenda was to play outside.  I was checking out some old cereal boxes that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>17 Badass Aquariums We Wish We Could Afford</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 20:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking for ways to pimp out my mancave and decided to start looking for some awesome aquariums on Amazon.  After checking out a few, I realized this will be too expensive and burn time that I don&#8217;t have.  Some day when I have a live in housekeeper, this will happen.  Nevertheless, it&#8217;s fun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>14 Miserable Looking Dogs In Purses</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/purse-dogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 19:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The second meanest thing that man has done to his best friend, was to invent the dog purse.  This is worse than castration because when your balls are cut off you can still run around the park and sniff the butthole&#8217;s of other dogs.  But when you get stuffed into a pink purse all day, [...]]]></description>
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