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		<title>My Girlfriend&#8217;s vagina is loose, what now?</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/11/my-girlfriends-vagina-is-loose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of you know what it&#8217;s like to encounter a vagina that&#8217;s been around the block a time or six.  Many scholars refer to it as &#8220;the hotdog down a hallway.&#8221;  Personally I like to picture one of those Dinner bell triangles that you often see in Westerns.

I was too lazy for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Children Created Swine Flu Cures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swine Flu is here to stay.  Sadly, no one is doing what they should be doing to get some real answers.
You can never go wrong asking a Kindergartner for advice in extreme situations.


The Future Has a Cure

Kindergartners  Logic &#8211; Michael Fox used this car to get cool stuff with the old man.  We could use [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What does your bar tab say about you?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself &#8220;I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to&#8221;?  Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered?  We&#8217;d like to think so.
6) The Wannabe Musician

The wannabe musician considers himself to be an artist.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should I Buy Her A Drink? [Flowchart]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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If you end up hitting the bars tonight, we&#8217;d like you to be prepared.  Sometimes knowing when and who to buy a drink for can be a challenging task for young men.  We&#8217;ve developed an extremely basic reference guide to help you step up the plate and score some (probably married) tail.  Good luck young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Hot Chicks In Fishnets (nsfw)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awhile back we started a fairly pervy fishnet thread via the forums.  Today I revisited that thread while adding a few of my own discoveries.  Keep scrolling and you&#8217;ll make a discovery of your own&#8230;in your pants.  &#60;- Holy shit that was awful.


























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		<title>The Feminization of Vampire Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=10984</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks?  It really wasn&#8217;t that long ago.  Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy.  To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Things you learn after you turn 21</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Wingman
Find one.  And I don&#8217;t just mean anyone.  A good Wingman is like a guardian angel on crack cocaine.  Buzz kill at 12 o&#8217; clock?  Send him in.  Over protective roommate ruining your game?  Give him the knod and get the fuck out of the way.  A good Wingman does not mind taking down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Dates That Shouldn&#8217;t End in Foreplay</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/10/dates-that-shouldnt-end-in-foreplay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chowing box, munching clam, eating carpet, grubbing on an axe wound (I just made that one up)&#8230;These lovely Euphemisms for cunnilingus make most of us (as men or awesome lesbians) extremely happy.  Are there wrong times to go below the border for a pink tuna taco though?  In short, yes.  And since we&#8217;ve recently been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Sexy Vampire Babes (nsfw)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never really knew how popular vampire porn was until we started putting together this little montage.  In one of the scenes, this priest basically gets raped by two vamp skanks and and&#8230;Oh look my torrent is done.  Having ADD rules.

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		<title>7 Semi Retarded Ads For Your Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=2116</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a guy, you think your penis is awesome, and you should.  Sadly,  females have become fairly choosy in modern society when it comes to the size of the flesh rocket they want to be pounded by.  Some of us who measure in at less than average have turned a curious eye when [...]]]></description>
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