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	<title>Regretful Morning&#187; Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
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		<title>Girl From the &#8216;Epic Boobs&#8217; Demotivational Poster Found!</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/girl-from-the-epic-boobs-demotivational-poster-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a fan of demotivational posters and giant boobs, then the picture below is probably one of your favorites.  It&#8217;s been posted in more forums and big tit galleries than you can shake a stick at, yet it never grows old.

So I&#8217;ve got some good news, some bad news, and some more good news.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Funny Photoshops of the Posing Guinea Pig</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cute yet odd looking Guinea Pig posing for a camera can only mean one thing.  It&#8217;s time to open up photoshop, and make an awesome picture even awesome&#8217;r.  Here are 15 of our favorites from FARK.
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		<title>5 Reasons Your Gaming System is Better than your Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/5-reasons-your-gaming-system-is-better-than-your-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/5-reasons-your-gaming-system-is-better-than-your-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The door opens, and you freeze. It&#8217;s your girlfriend. She wasn&#8217;t supposed to be home this early. You try and hide the evidence, but it&#8217;s too late. She takes in the scattered packaging and the sexy naked shape of your new gaming system with a look that either says, &#8220;I am really angry right now&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Humorous &#8216;FUCK YEA&#8217; Comics</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the Rage meme was formed, it spawned many side comics.  Today we&#8217;ve got the &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221;, &#8220;Everything Went better than expected&#8221;, and the &#8220;Close Enough&#8221; which have on their own, become widely popular.
The &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221; comic is made to describe a situation where everything works in your favor, all while making you look cool.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Celebrate St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/how-to-celebrate-st-patricks-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RM Staff</dc:creator>
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St. Patrick&#8217;s Day is basically another excuse to get hammered beyond belief.  If St. Patty&#8217;s day happens to fall on a work day, then your boss will more than likely understand why your cubical smells like beer and vomit the next day.  We&#8217;ve decided to make an infographic full of easy to remember facts about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Awkward and Inappropriate Photoshops of Bubble Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the simple things in life are the most enjoyable.  For example, this is no more than a picture of a fat little girl who is running with a jar of bubbles.  Yet somehow she touched our funny bone, and overnight &#8220;chubbles&#8221; became a meme.  Here are some of our favorite shops of  &#8220;chubbles&#8221; courtesy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She let me bang her on the first date, what now?</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/she-let-me-bang-her-on-the-first-date-what-now/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/she-let-me-bang-her-on-the-first-date-what-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the caveman tactic of clubbing a ho and pulling her back to your cave is somewhat frowned upon today, men have been forced to take women out on &#8220;dates.&#8221;  The goal for the most part is still for the man to place his penis into the woman&#8217;s vagina sometime during said date.

The problem is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 of the Luckiest Men in America</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/7-of-the-luckiest-men-in-america/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/7-of-the-luckiest-men-in-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RM Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some guys have all the luck. While most men bust their ass to get ahead in life, some men have been fortunate enough to achieve the dreams of many, while doing very little. This can be anything from becoming famous, to earning lots of money, or to sleeping with a woman that is way out of their league.]]></description>
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		<title>The 8 Greatest Racks Space Has Ever Seen</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/the-8-greatest-racks-space-has-ever-seen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Scrovak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there are two things that can swell a pair of Levi&#8217;s at the crotch, it&#8217;s cute girls from space, and boobs.  We&#8217;ve asked our good friend John to combine the two, in hopes of spawning a few nostalgic boners.

If we missed any, please post them below (sexy links are acceptable).
Any Chick From Avatar

Let&#8217;s face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christian girls get trolled by 12 y/o 4chan user</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/christian-girls-get-trolled-by-12-yo-4chan-user/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen quite a few funny chatroulette screenshots in the last two weeks, but this one easily takes the cake.  Let&#8217;s watch what happens when three christian girls get paired up with a 12 year old 4chan contributor.
Note: You can click on the pictures to enlarge them
The Ice Breaker


The Bait

The Setup

The Delivery

If you really want [...]]]></description>
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