Some of us do not have the luxury of owning a nice house and a private swimming pool.  This means that when summer heats up and we feel the need to crank out a few laps via the complex swimming pool, chances are we won't be alone.  Here's our list of disastrous folks ... more

Hollywood and the average Joe have developed an unspoken rule in the entertainment industry.  That rule states "We'll give you a happy ending and some cool shit to look at, as long as you don't use logic when trying to analyze our plot." V for Vendetta - In the futu... more

Wearing a condom is like trying to eat a steak through a plastic bag.  However, the awesome girls who don't make you wear condoms have probably told the 27 dudes before you the same thing.  There will always be a small grey zone when it comes to raw dogging. We've ... more

Picture this: You're in the middle of some of the best sex you've had all month.  While in pile driver mode, you decide to switch positions.  As you gently grab your girlfriend by the mid section to flip her over, it happens.  Your gut wrench lead to a massive barkin... more

Coed BBQ's on the 4th of July can be very exciting.  Now add a pool and some bikinis and you're living the dream.  However, BBQ's usually have alcohol and on a holiday weekend everyone ten... more

Tivo and Digital recording technology allows us to fast forward through commercials.  Ad block plus and pop up blockers handle them on the net.  Hollywood knows whats up, and have for years.  And every once in awhile they will blatantly sell out just to show us that ... more

When it comes to starting your own business and developing new products - creating a witty name and slogan is very important.  At the end of the day you want something catchy, yet appropriate.  When your logo can be viewed as a racial slur or a term for someone's ... more

Hardcore Atheists we want you to play along as well.  If there is a heaven and hell, where did MJ end up? Argument for Heaven: Tons of charity work, friendly Argument for Hell: Accused (but never convicted) of more

Humans and their assholes are sort of like dogs and their balls.  The only difference being: It would feel awesome to lick your own balls,  dumping concrete mix into your cornhole, not so much. Artillery Shell - An old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clini... more

A lot of us didn't have the convenience of broadband Internet when we hit our teenage years.  This made watching porn a task in itself.  A buffering video is something we'd run into quite often, and depending on how far along we were, it could be quite the mood ruiner... more