Things to steal when you break into a house: Money, jewelry, electronics, panties...wait what? 32 year old Chad W. Dawson said said that's exactly what he intended to steal when he tried breaking into his female neighbors apartment. Unfortunately for Chad, his neigh... more

Share St. Patrick's Day is basically another excuse to get hammered beyond belief.  If St. Patty's day happens to fall on a work day, then your boss will more than likely understand wh... more

Sal Miah is a hardworking owner of a curry restaurant. And like any proud store owner, he tried to take action when he encountered two teens raiding his beer cellar. After chasing them down he had his staff call the police. They fled, but Mr Miah pursued them and m... more

Sometimes the simple things in life are the most enjoyable.  For example, this is no more than a picture of a fat little girl who is running with a jar of bubbles.  Yet somehow she touched our funny bone, and overnight "chubbles" became a meme.  Here are some of our ... more

"Yow, I feel good!"  It's a little early for Easter stories but apparently the body of James Brown has disappeared.  James was placed in a crypt on Christmas day (2006) at his daughter Deanna's house in SC. His love child LaRhonda Pettit said the following: "My ... more

Since the caveman tactic of clubbing a ho and pulling her back to your cave is somewhat frowned upon today, men have been forced to take women out on "dates."  The goal for the most part is still for the man to place his penis into the woman's vagina sometime during sa... more

An Iowa man was arrested and thrown in jail after police were called to a church where he was caught trying to steal food, kitchenware, clothing, a flat screen television and other electronics. Cops say he was using the tv and electronic equipment to watch porn insi... more

Some guys have all the luck. While most men bust their asses to get ahead in life, some men have been fortunate enough to achieve the dreams of many, while doing very little. This can be anything from becoming famous, earning lots of easy money, or sleeping with a woman... more

80's movie star Corey Haim died early this morning from an overdose (Burbank, CA). Police tell us they were called to St. Joseph's hospital in Burbank, CA shortly before 4 AM PT to investigate. You may remember Corey From awesome movies like: Silver Bullet L... more

If there are two things that can swell a pair of Levi's at the crotch, it's cute girls from space, and boobs.  We've asked our good friend John to combine the two, in hopes of spawning a few nostalgic boners. If we missed any, please post them below (sexy links are ... more