Every once in awhile we let someone post a guest article.  Today we’re going to give the floor to Gerri (yes she has a va... more

Summer is finally here, and for a lot of you this means "Road Trip!"  A cross country tote with your pals can be euphoric.  It's the perfect blend of testosterone and hetero man-love.  Sort of like watching Blackhawk Down while completely blazed. Unfortunately... more

One time when I was in the hospital my dad came by and tried to cheer me up with a joke. Him: Have you ever noticed the numbers on the very bottom of condoms after you roll them on? Me: No Him: I guess you don't have to roll yours down very far either *cackle* ... more

Awhile back we harnessed the technology to read depression levels of emo kids.  We recently decided to modify that technology to read the minds of women. For our fi... more

Anheuser Busch has been getting us wasted since the late 1800's. This shouldn't be a total shocker considering what they got away with when it came time to print.  Even though the Malt Nutrine only contained 1.9% alcohol, it's still a stretch to target nursing mothers... more

So Mountain Dew caught a lot of flak when they came out with their Game Fuel. Why? Because it's regular old Mountain Dew but a different color and flavor, with the masterchief on the bottle. We rounded up some real gamer fuel for you, so you can manage to get caffein... more

Being a dog owner in the city means you have to commit to an additional responsibility. I will pick up the turd that just fell from my dog's ass and place it into the trash. Most dog owners understand that no one wants to see or step in a steaming triple rattl... more

What ever happened to Alicia Silverstone? In  1994 she was plastered all over teen mags and movie premiers everywhere.  And now?  Well, after doing some digging we found a page out of her current daily planner.  For the super fans out there, we've decided to compare... more

Have you ever walked into your local liquor store and wondered, without reading the labels of each and every bottle there, which is the strongest alcohol they sell? Which would let you get the most bang for your buck? Which to slip into your dates drink to ‘loosen h... more

Your "O" face is special, never let anyone tell you otherwise.  In a way it's your very own trademark.  A trademark which outlines completion, achievement, and above all - satisfaction.  We picked animals in this gallery for two reasons: We've seen every single... more