The second meanest thing that man has done to his best friend, was to invent the dog purse.  This is worse than castration because when your balls are cut off you can still run around the park and sniff the butthole's of other dogs.  But when you get stuffed into ... more

Most of these are from the old tumblr site "Hot Chicks with Stubbed Toes Making Sex Faces" but it occurred to me that some of these "more

The All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) is a construct of pure asskickery and bringer of destruction.  Much like today's pit bulls, the AT AT can strike fear into humans before even making a move. However, this dude shows us that, more

The Brazzers Meme is easily one of my favorites this year.  The point is to take an ordinarily innocent picture, slap a Brazzers logo on it, and watch its beautiful transformation.  If you don't know what Brazzers is...there's really no point in explaining.  If y... more

What would happen if Barbie and Ken finally settled down and tied the knot?  White picket fence with a couple of kids and a dog?  Or would Barbie rage quit after a few years, dispose of Ken, and continue to be an influential role model for aspiring young whores? ... more

For a lot of you, these might be before your time.  In 1985 Topps trading cards decided to make a mockery out of the then popular "Cabbage Patch Kids."  GPK went viral (without the internet) and pretty soon they invaded homes all around the world.  You guys remem... more

What is it about humans that make us want to laugh whenever someone fails miserably or hurts themselves?  I mean, I know I'm a bad person for laughing at a baby getting tackled by a cat, but no matter how hard I try, something about that just tickles me inside.  H... more

I'm not sure why I love verticals so much but I think it has to do with them being able to tell a story.  And since most of these stories end in some sort of dick joke or equally offensive punch line, I'm often quite pleased.  Here are a few of our favorites.... more

Wedding season is right around the corner, and this pleases us.  A time of hope, a time of love, and in some epic cases, a time of fail.  Outside of the open bar and the very small chance of banging a drunk bridesmaid, the main reason to go to a wedding is the pos... more

If you're a man's man, you need to be watching GoT. If someone isn't getting their head cut off, a cute chick is getting boinked.  And it isn't just regular boinking either.  If it isn't incest, rape, or a super hot chick getting railed in a brothel full of thieve... more