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Jul 20, 2016

Bartender Pours 17 Jagerbomb Shots at Once

God bless the Germans — they make the most efficient things. Engines, electronics, bartenders, you name it. Yes, we said...

Jul 19, 2016

5 Tips to Handle a Heckler … On and Off the Stage

“Later tonight I am going to go home and jerk off to the memory of telling you to shut up....

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Jul 18, 2016

Crazy lady sees a face in her dessert, assumes it’s God expressing sadness

Tallahassee resident Debra Mitchell was just minding her business one day, eating some key lime pie, when the unthinkable happened:...

Jul 15, 2016

Russian Biker Stands on Motorcycle at Full Speed

In today’s video, a Russian biker gives his comrades palpitations as he stands on his motorcycle at an easy 50mph....

Jul 14, 2016

What’s Wrong with This Mystery Picture?

We admit it — we love figuring out a mystery picture. Cell phones missing on carpets. Cigars stuck in walls....

Jul 13, 2016

Pervert Chokes His Chicken at KFC

Maybe this is why KFC keeps changing the Colonel. Because guys jerking off in fast food chicken restaurants is bad...

Jul 12, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The (e)X(cretion) Files

Dan Scully is back, and is ready to share a rapid fire dump on his favorite shitter, alongside a few...

Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped at customs for the silliest of reasons

There are about a million reasons I can think of for a customs agent to stop the Red Hot Chili...

Jul 12, 2016

The Sticky Floor Diaries: My Life as a Porn Theater Mop Guy

Chapter 1: A Unicorn Appears My path to being a paid comedian — a fact that still shocks me —...

Jul 11, 2016

Man Cracks Head in our Second Magic Trick Fail of the Week

Earlier this week, we highlighted a televised magic trick that went horribly wrong. This trick isn’t nearly that good. In...

Jul 8, 2016

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Jul 7, 2016

Moped Crash Leads to 20-Foot Somersault

There’s an old joke — mopeds are like fat girls … tons of fun, but no one wants to be...

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Jul 6, 2016

Woman kicked out of Mexican restaurant for supporting Trump … or for other reasons

Meet Esther Levy, a 61-year-old vocal Trump supporter who claims that she was recently refused service at a Mexican eatery...

Jul 5, 2016

Polish Magician Impales Host on Live TV

A Polish morning TV host lived out a nightmare, as she was rushed to hospital after her hand was impaled...

Jul 4, 2016

5 People You Meet at the Bar

The beautiful thing about a bar is it allows you to mingle with all manner of society. In any bar,...

Jun 30, 2016

Live from the Shitter: The Nipple Dilemma

Dan Scully is back for the sophomore edition of Regretful Morning’s all-new original video series, Live from the Shitter. The...

Jun 30, 2016

Motorcyclist Falls Off Overpass, Blames Trump

Okay, that was clickbait. But it would be pretty funny if this biker from Argentina somehow made this traffic fuckup...

Jun 29, 2016

HUGE Brawl Erupts in Mexican Restaurant … Because of Salsa

That salsa must have kicked ass. That’s the only reason we can imagine for this huge brawl breaking out in...

Jun 28, 2016

Chinese Glass Bottom Bridge Tested for Strength, Insanity [VIDEO]

Brave volunteers and staff took a crack at the safety of a glass bottom bridge in China at the weekend...

Jun 27, 2016

Talking Parrot May Hold Key Information in Murder Case

Be careful when you shoot someone to death, because you never know who’s watching. Case in point: when an argument...

Jun 27, 2016

Gum Spitting Girl Still Has Sick Sucking Skills

David Letterman’s “Stupid Human Tricks” made a lot of people famous for 15, maybe 20 seconds. But some of those...

Jun 23, 2016

NEW SERIES: Live from The Sh*tter, featuring Dan Scully

Regretful Morning is growing up, goddammit. First, we started being more selective with our content. Then we started making more...

Jun 23, 2016

Convicted Felon Tries to Throw His Own Shit at Judge

We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing...

Jun 22, 2016

Girl Fight Features Breasts as Weapons

Boobs are dangerous. They make men do insane things. They cause bar fights, infidelity and broken marriages. They give their...

Jun 21, 2016

Purse Snatcher Outs Himself on Live TV Broadcast

“Hey mom, look at me! I’m an asshole!” Well, you were an asshole before you became a purse snatcher, but...