When the 55 year old William Parminter got his DUI in Lincoln, NE he decided to show "the man" that he was unphased. The first came May 14, 2010, after Parminter was stopped downtown with bloodshot, watery eyes, the smelling of alcohol, and an open can of Keystone, two... more

It happens to the best of us. You ate tacos for lunch and before heading back to the office, you decide to unleash the Huxtables. Unfortunately, you're trying to rush nature and before you know it, your middle finger slips into your cornhole while trying to power wipe. ... more

Beavis and Butthead are back and they couldn't have found an easier target to pick on. Watch as the rip into the STD infested cast of Jersey Shore with all of the awesome jokes you grew to love. MTV is currently still making the episodes, stay tuned for more clips lik... more

In every job that I have ever had, I've wanted to bang a co-worker. Sometimes I was successful, sometimes I wasn't, but I always had to deal with repercussions. Like one time in college I had a manager that weighed a buck ninety and she bleached her mustache, but I stil... more

Gaelan Edwards did what a lot of 6th graders do at night.  He sneaked out of bed and started watching some late night TV.  Little did he know that he was about to be a household hero. Around the same time, his mother, Danielle woke up in the other room to find that... more

There are around 2 hours left in my birthday so we decided to compile a list of birthday fails which nicely accompany my dad's failed "pull out" many years ago.  Despite wh... more

A foreign couple living in the UK called 999 (the equivalent of our 911) because their cat was having a heart attack.  When they made the call, they simply stated "our 5-year-old is having a heart attack", completely failing to mention that their 5-year-old was actuall... more

I was supposed to write an article this week but then I started watching animals fight each other on Youtube and decided that was way more interesting. Now that Shark Week... more

A wise man once said "never stick your dick in crazy."  I cannot tell you how true this is, and neither can Corey White because he's dead now. Corey White, 22, more

A lot of times the valedictorian of your class will be a stuck up biatch.  It also goes hand in hand that eventually said valedictorian will loosen up and do something memorable that usually has to do with large amounts of shame and/or win.  Today we're going to look ... more