"Yow, I feel good!"  It's a little early for Easter stories but apparently the body of James Brown has disappeared.  James was placed in a crypt on Christmas day (2006) at his daughter Deanna's house in SC. His love child LaRhonda Pettit said the following: "My daddy's body has disappeared. I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where," She also believes that their may hav... more.

Since the caveman tactic of clubbing a ho and pulling her back to your cave is somewhat frowned upon today, men have been forced to take women out on "dates."  The goal for the most part is still for the man to place his penis into the woman's vagina sometime during said date. <... more.

An Iowa man was arrested and thrown in jail after police were called to a church where he was caught trying to steal food, kitchenware, clothing, a flat screen television and other electronics. Cops say he was using the tv and electronic equipment to watch porn inside the church. The 55-year old man apparently went around the First Christian Church, gathering items he wanted in a trash can.... more.

Some guys have all the luck. While most men bust their asses to get ahead in life, some men have been fortunate enough to achieve the dreams of many, while doing very little. This can be anything from becoming famous, earning lots of easy money, or sleeping with a woman that is way out of their league. Now this list doesn’t include people who have truly earned “the good life.” You won’... more.

80's movie star Corey Haim died early this morning from an overdose (Burbank, CA). Police tell us they were called to St. Joseph's hospital in Burbank, CA shortly before 4 AM PT to investigate. You may remember Corey From awesome movies like: Silver Bullet Lost Boys RIP Corey - Story developing @ more.

If there are two things that can swell a pair of Levi's at the crotch, it's cute girls from space, and boobs.  We've asked our good friend John to combine the two, in hopes of spawning a few nostalgic boners. If we missed any, please post them below (sexy links are acceptable). Any Chick From Avatar Let's face it, the blue man group has nothing on this rack because, well, it's blue and she... more.

Lawrence Reynolds Jr. was scheduled to die today, but the governor of Ohio halted the execution so that Reynolds could be given medical treatment and be in tip-top shape for the lethal injection. Reynolds was found unconscious in his cell on death row last night after swallowing some pills and suffering an overdose. The governor rescheduled the execution for March 16 to give the damned man ... more.

I've seen quite a few funny chatroulette screenshots in the last two weeks, but this one easily takes the cake.  Let's watch what happens when three christian girls get paired up with a 12 year old 4chan contributor. Note: You can click on the pictures to enlarge them The Ice Breaker The Bait more.

Talking on the phone is an important part of our culture.  Sadly, we've developed some bad habits since that first phone was invented back in 1876. And I have a good feeling that if Alexander Graham Bell saw the shit we do during a normal conversation today, he'd probably be pretty disappointed (unless he was getting picture messages of D cups sent to him). Eating and Chewing Gum Feel like... more.

SFW porn is an exciting way to see our favorite adult stars get railed without seeing them actually get railed.  If you are easily amused, have MS Paint, and some free time you could too be on your way to bringing porn into the work place. ... more.