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Jun 15, 2016

We Love Watching Dumbasses Getting Beatings. So Here’s Another Good One!

The internet is good for three things: Porn, animals and guys getting legit beatings on film. (Often all three happen...

Jun 15, 2016

5 Things to Remember When You’re Arguing About Guns This Week

Another day, another senseless shooting. Such is life here in the good old US of A, and as is expected,...

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Jun 13, 2016

Deal of the Week – Automatic Pop Up Tent

It’s time for deal of the week, and this time it’s just in time for camping season. I want you...

Jun 13, 2016

Stupidly Bad Neighbors Video Compilation (Possibly NSFW)

This might be old. We don’t care. Bad neighbors deserve to be called out again and again. And, after a...

Jun 10, 2016

Bull Jumps Over Unsuspecting Pedestrian

This is one of those videos that doesn’t need a long intro. In what might be a “running of the...

Jun 9, 2016

Chinese Man Detonates Firecracker in Shorts

Some headlines are just too easy. For example, we could have titled this post a lot of different ways. But...

Jun 8, 2016

Red-Light Robin Hood Faces Serious Jail Time

If ever a crowd-funding project needed to exist, it would be for the legal aid of Stephen Ruth, who for...

Degenerate Life Gives You Meth and Mocha in “Hot Bikini Beans”

It’s like a match made in heaven. After all, regretful mornings are a natural part of any degenerate life. Which...

Jun 7, 2016

One Monday, Two Demonic Possession Videos

Satan must love Mondays, because he seems to work the weekends. You see, just this past weekend, readers tipped us...

Jun 6, 2016

Regretful Morning Needs Your Help!

Every day, we get a load of email and Facebook comments saying you can do this job better than us....

Jun 1, 2016

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May 31, 2016

Hungover? Meet the disgusting new cure!

I’m sure plenty of our readers are currently feeling the sting of the typical Memorial Day influx of booze and...

May 25, 2016

Florida Teen Sentenced for Shooting and I Promise if you Read This All the Way Through It’ll Get Funny

In typical Florida news, a 16-year-old boy was sentenced to eight years in prison on charges of attempted murder, after...

May 23, 2016

TV Reporter Took a Crap on Innocent Family’s Front Lawn

A TV reporter was arrested after he allegedly took a crap on the front lawn of a home near a...

May 20, 2016

5 Ways to Pimp Your Yard this Summer

Since Summer is right around the corner we thought it’d be a good idea to give you some tips on...

May 18, 2016

Woman assaulted by “Free Hug Guy” after refusing to pay for hug

If you’ve never gone to Times Square in New York City, don’t. It’s a headache-inducingly bright tourist mecca that isn’t...

May 16, 2016

Oh, Shit! Women CAN Get Pregnant from Anal Sex!

Doctors have¬†proven our worst fear — it’s possible to get pregnant from anal sex. This was confirmed by Dr....

May 13, 2016

Tyson Fury Rant Confirms Boxing Champ is Insane

The world heavyweight boxing champ is at it again. And the latest Tyson Fury rant is an hour of fucked...

May 11, 2016

Oh, Good: China Bans Sexy Banana-Eating Videos

In an effort to remove pornography from their otherwise perfect society, the Chinese government has officially made it illegal to...

May 5, 2016

5 HUGE Predictions for Captain America: Civil War

This week we see yet another release of yet another movie in which yet another group of superheroes fight yet...

May 3, 2016

Watermelon Crushed by Woman’s Thighs

Kortney Olson, a personal trainer from Australia, is going viral, simply by crushing a rock solid watermelon between her ridiculously...

May 2, 2016

Pizza Box Made from Pizza Just Blew Your Mind

Pizza is the best, but the pizza box is long overdue for a revamp. Your time has come, people. Brooklyn’s...

Apr 28, 2016

World Champ Tyson Fury Hates Boxing, Loves Being Fat and Talking Shit

Boxing world champ Tyson Fury put on one of the best press conferences we’ve ever seen to promote his rematch...

Apr 26, 2016

Drunk Text Protection: Protect Your Privates is the App We All Need

Whether it’s a drunk text to your ex at 3am telling them how much you want them, or sending a...

Apr 25, 2016

Female Ted Cruz Lookalike is Going to Star in a Porno

Searcy Hayes has the supreme misfortune of being a 21-year old female who looks remarkably similar to Ted Cruz, which...

Apr 22, 2016

Taser > Wannabe Thug [VIDEO]

Here’s a public service announcement to all wannabe thugs from your friends at Regretful Morning. A taser is harder than...

Apr 21, 2016

Little League Parents Fistfight Ruins Childhoods in Under 30 Seconds

It’s never easy watching children grow up. It’s more difficult watching them do it because asshole parents decide to get...

Apr 20, 2016

New Zealand Cops Guilty of Burning Weed, Getting Entire Supermarket High AF

If you’re ever in New Zealand, be sure to buy your shit at New World. Because there, police believe in...

Apr 19, 2016

McDonald’s to Offer Unlimited Fries (and other things fat people don’t care about)

Fat bastards rejoice! McDonald’s is testing the possibility of offering unlimited fries. That’s right, Crestor customers, the struggle was real,...

Apr 18, 2016

Axl Rose is Now the Lead Singer of AC/DC and I Hate It

No no no no no no no. No. No no no. Fucking no. Absolutely not. No no no. NO. Are...

Apr 15, 2016

Scam IRS Collectors Get Clowned Hard for Tax Day

By now, we’ve all heard of the scam IRS calls that happen this time of year. Typically, they involved some...

Apr 14, 2016

Drunk Couple Making Out Don’t See Robbery Just Inches Away

Love is blind. At least in Billings, Montana, where a surveillance tape shows a drunk couple so busy groping they...

Apr 13, 2016

Man Pours Boiling Water on Colleague for Stealing Hot Dog

A man has been sentenced to five-and-a-half-years in jail for pouring a bucket of boiling water over the head of...

Apr 12, 2016

Singer Dies From Onstage Snake Bite and You Poseurs Don’t Care as Much as I Do

Indonesian singer Irma Bule died mid-performance when a venomous cobra, featured as an onstage prop, bit her inner thigh. Bule...

Apr 11, 2016

Drone Crash Nearly Decapitates South African Man

A man was nearly decapitated after a rogue drone crash destroyed an office window and struck him a man on...

Apr 8, 2016

Ghost Bride Continues to Freak Out Russian Drivers

Yeah, we like ghosts around here. Even if most of the videos are crap. But this one has us stumped....

Apr 7, 2016

Stanford Experiment Proves that Yes, We Sexualize Robots

Perhaps the biggest question plaguing futurists is “would you fuck a robot?” Well, despite the fact that many of us...