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	<title>Regretful Morning &#187; Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
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		<title>This Dog Has An Epic Tongue (3 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/02/this-dog-has-an-epic-tongue-3-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet you&#8217;re thinking &#8220;arg another dog gallery?&#8221;  You&#8217;re damn right we&#8217;re posting another dog gallery.  Dogs are awesome.  The one we&#8217;re featuring today is popular amongst the bitches and it isn&#8217;t for his fetching skills.  When I saw this pooch, my warped mind immediately thought of a story that an older gentleman had told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japan Has Some Pretty Sweet Buses (8 pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were forced to ride the school bus in the states growing up, you would&#8217;ve had a dull ride on a long boring Twinkie, 5 days a week.  Japan has obviously figured this out, and decided to spice up their buses.  I guess their thinking is, if the bus looks awesome, kids might get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Getting Fat (15 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is probably tasteless so I will apologize to the big girls now.  You know I still love you, even if your &#8220;thyroid is messed up&#8221; wink wink.  Some people say certain things get better with time.  A bottle of Pinot Noir, a hot rod from the 60&#8242;s, and a baseball collection, yes. But girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities as Cyborgs (17 pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger&#8217;s most badass roll was The Terminator.  And it&#8217;s not because he had a cool haircut, sick leather jacket, and a sweet bike either.  It boils down to him being part machine.  Following that logic, other actors should be able to match his awesomeness right?  We&#8217;ll let you be the judge.]]></description>
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		<title>Browsers Depicted as Firearms (5 pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny how much trash we talk about IE, yet for some reason it&#8217;s still one of the most used browsers on the internet.  On this site alone, 22% of us are rocking the blue globe.  I&#8217;d like to chalk it up to Nostalgia.  I&#8217;ll never completely remove IE.  It was there when I installed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cute Girl Makes Epic Beaver Computer (10 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This girl stuffed her beaver full of hardware, added a cooling unit, and now that sucker purrs.  I&#8217;ve seen many case mods in my day, but for some reason this one has me far more intrigued.  Probably because a girl made it and that leaves it open for limitless puns.  Sadly, these are only found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities With Hair And Without Hair (15 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Usually being bald gets people lumped into the &#8220;goofy looking&#8221; category.  When you&#8217;re a celebrity taking on multiple roles, there is a good chance your dew will make you look like a dummy at least once.  That&#8217;s kind of why I&#8217;m so surprised at how many of these people actually good look good with bald [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ridiculously Long Fingernails (16 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/long-fingernails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long finger nails are pretty nasty, that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m kind of baffled at the reasoning people use when they try to explain the logic behind achieving these extreme lengths.  Words like &#8220;beautiful&#8221; and &#8220;elegant&#8221; have been used, but adjectives like&#8221;disgusting&#8221; &#8220;filthy&#8221; and &#8220;creepy&#8221; haven&#8217;t.  They&#8217;re sexy and they know it. But seriously, would you date [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Astonishingly Detailed Caricatures (20 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/caricatures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Caricature is a picture that overly exaggerates certain features of an element. MAD magazine used to have some pretty awesome Caricature artists. These were done by German artist Patrick Strogulski. Challenge:  Can you get all 20 of them right?  The file name is matched up with the celebrity in case you have to cheat.]]></description>
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		<title>Fish Tank Prop Fail</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/01/fish-tank-prop-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regular fish tank bubble maker, or spraying aquatic butthole?  I&#8217;m not sure if this has been done before but I kind of like where it&#8217;s headed.  We need a name for subtly placing sexual objects in visible places to see if people notice.  You can do a Fleshlight on the book shelf, or a penis [...]]]></description>
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