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	<title>Regretful Morning&#187; Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
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		<title>Woman accidently texts cop to come do drugs with her</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/woman-accidently-texts-cop-to-come-do-drugs-with-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mindy Lynn Neugebauer is your average 26 year old pothead.  On Thursday night she scored &#8220;the good herb&#8221; and decided to smoke out with her friend.  Unfortunately when she fired off a text saying come &#8220;hit this stuff&#8221; she had inadvertently sent it to a police officer.
A police report said Chris Counts, an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl From the &#8216;Epic Boobs&#8217; Demotivational Poster Found!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a fan of demotivational posters and giant boobs, then the picture below is probably one of your favorites.  It&#8217;s been posted in more forums and big tit galleries than you can shake a stick at, yet it never grows old.

So I&#8217;ve got some good news, some bad news, and some more good news.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man puts dead squirrel on penis and shows kids</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-puts-dead-squirrel-on-penis-and-shows-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just another day at the park in Taney County right?  Today we&#8217;re going to take some time to get to know the lovable Timothy Flood.  Tim is currently being charged with statutory sodomy, attempted statutory sodomy and sexual misconduct.

But why?  Oh he just sort of dropped his shorts in front of some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Funny Photoshops of the Posing Guinea Pig</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/15-funny-photoshops-of-the-posing-guinea-pig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cute yet odd looking Guinea Pig posing for a camera can only mean one thing.  It&#8217;s time to open up photoshop, and make an awesome picture even awesome&#8217;r.  Here are 15 of our favorites from FARK.
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		<title>5 Reasons Your Gaming System is Better than your Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/5-reasons-your-gaming-system-is-better-than-your-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/5-reasons-your-gaming-system-is-better-than-your-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The door opens, and you freeze. It&#8217;s your girlfriend. She wasn&#8217;t supposed to be home this early. You try and hide the evidence, but it&#8217;s too late. She takes in the scattered packaging and the sexy naked shape of your new gaming system with a look that either says, &#8220;I am really angry right now&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Shows Up For DUI Case, While Wasted</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-shows-up-for-dui-case-while-wasted/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-shows-up-for-dui-case-while-wasted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In September 2009 Jason Botos plead guilty when he got completely hammered and collided with 5 other vehicles.  You live and learn right?  Wrong.  Botos decided it would be a good idea to show up to his court hearing with 5 times the legal limit of alcohol in his system.

When 30-year-old Jason [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Humorous &#8216;FUCK YEA&#8217; Comics</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/20-humorous-fuck-yea-comics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the Rage meme was formed, it spawned many side comics.  Today we&#8217;ve got the &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221;, &#8220;Everything Went better than expected&#8221;, and the &#8220;Close Enough&#8221; which have on their own, become widely popular.
The &#8220;Fuck Yea&#8221; comic is made to describe a situation where everything works in your favor, all while making you look cool.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not taking off my hood, I&#8217;m a fucking Jedi</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/im-not-taking-off-my-hood-im-a-fucking-jedi/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/im-not-taking-off-my-hood-im-a-fucking-jedi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Jarvis was recently kicked out of Jobcentre for for wearing and refusing to take off his hood.  What you don&#8217;t know about Chris, is that wearing a hood is actually part of his religion.
Chris is a member of the International Church of Jediism &#8211; based on the sci-fi films &#8211; whose doctrine states [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man breaks into woman&#8217;s house to steal panties</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-breaks-into-womans-house-to-steal-panties/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/man-breaks-into-womans-house-to-steal-panties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things to steal when you break into a house: Money, jewelry, electronics, panties&#8230;wait what?  32 year old Chad W. Dawson said said that&#8217;s exactly what he intended to steal when he tried breaking into his female neighbors apartment.

Unfortunately for Chad, his neighbors boyfriend rolled up and completely cockblocked his little pantie fetish.
&#8220;I heard a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Celebrate St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/03/how-to-celebrate-st-patricks-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RM Staff</dc:creator>
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St. Patrick&#8217;s Day is basically another excuse to get hammered beyond belief.  If St. Patty&#8217;s day happens to fall on a work day, then your boss will more than likely understand why your cubical smells like beer and vomit the next day.  We&#8217;ve decided to make an infographic full of easy to remember facts about [...]]]></description>
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