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		<title>Rules Are Meant To Be Broken (9 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/rules-are-meant-to-be-broken-9-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 19:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it feels good just sticking it to the man.  And even though walking where a sign tells you not to walk is about as rebellious as an emo kid stealing his mom&#8217;s eyeliner, it can still be fulfilling.  Here are 9 examples of people saying &#8220;f*ck the rules&#8221; and making their own.]]></description>
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		<title>Electric Sports Cars That Actually Have Balls (10 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 19:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was telling someone that my current vehicle will probably be the last gas/oil vehicle that I own. Maybe electric, solar, or even fusion would be badass &#8211; and that&#8217;s where I&#8217;ll be headed when it&#8217;s time to buy a new ride. For this, I was called a hipster and tree hugger, lolz.  And because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF Is Going On In This Subway? (6 Pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh the subway. A birth place of viral content that ranges from parenting fails, weird outfits, odd behavior, and the occasional fist fight. Today we&#8217;re going to look at a few subway passengers who fit the above description quite well.]]></description>
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		<title>If Humans Were Barbies (Possibly NSFW)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/if-humans-were-barbies-possibly-nsfw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 19:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered what you&#8217;d look like if you were shrunk down and put into a Toy Story type of scenario? An artist by the name of Alex Sandwell Kliszynski had the same question, so he gave us a taste of what we could look forward to.  While this is cool and all, how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>19 Demotivational Posters You Probably Shouldn&#8217;t View At Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 19:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people create demotivational posters that never see the light of day.  Part of the reason behind this is because Facebook has been cracking down on this sort of thing.  A lot of times they&#8217;ll get posted, and after a certain number of likes, they get blocked.  It&#8217;s a real buzz kill too, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Have A Robotic Girlfriend In The Future? (9 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/robot-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s gallery warrants a discussion.  When we build robots that look and act like humans, will you be having a sexual relationship with a robotic girlfriend?  Imagine coming home to a delicious meal cooked by a robot with the upper body of Holly Peers, the smile of Georgia Graham, the hips of Francesca Frigo, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Idiots Who Destroyed Luxurious or Exotic Cars (16 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/wrecked-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week we posted a video of an idiot in a Lamborghini, trying to show off and destroying his ride in the process.  This got me interested in checking out luxury cars that were totaled by morons.  With the help of Google images and Wreck Exotics.com &#8211; we were able to feature around 10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>17 Fat Kids Who Need Better Parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Making the news this week was the story of the 200 pound 9 year old who got taken away from his parents.  Sadly, he was given back to his mother where he doesn&#8217;t even have a fighting chance.  When the boy was shipped away he dropped from 218 lbs to just over 160.  Since being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Placing Price Tags Gets Awkward (7 Pics)</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/price-tag-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://regretfulmorning.com/?p=32302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When store employees are slapping price tags on goods, the last thing they worry about is how bad they&#8217;ve just flubbed the label.  The good news is, it&#8217;s funny.  The bad news is, some people actually believe the label fail.  Maybe having an &#8220;anal fantasy&#8221; with your cat isn&#8217;t outside the norm for some folks.]]></description>
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		<title>The Future of Space Travel?  Wormholes</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/05/wormholes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I have become obsessed with space travel. I think it&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been reading The Night&#8217;s Dawn trilogy. It takes place 600 years in the future and by that time, humans have learned to manipulate space/time. So basically a ship can generate their own wormholes and swallow into them, then emerge hundreds of light [...]]]></description>
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