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	<title>Regretful Morning&#187; Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos</title>
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		<title>Drunk Chick Demotivational Contest</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/10/drunk-chick-demotivational-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone loves pictures of drunk girls.  Most of those people also love a good demotivational poster.  Here&#8217;s your chance to put them together to see what you can come up with.
This is something we started awhile ago but decided to make a contest out of it.

Contest Rules:
1) Google Image search &#8211;&#62; Drunk chicks &#8212;&#62; save [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PedoBear Goes To Jail – Photoshop Contest</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/pedobear-goes-to-jail-%e2%80%93-photoshop-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/pedobear-goes-to-jail-%e2%80%93-photoshop-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PedoBear Goes To Jail – Photoshop Contest &#8211; Edit this is completed

Last week P-Bear got pinched doing what he does best.  Show us what PedoBear&#8217;s life would be like behind bars.
1)  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Entertainment in the year 2109</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/05/entertainment-in-the-year-2109/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/05/entertainment-in-the-year-2109/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Entertainment in the year 2109 &#8211; Photoshop Contest
Looking back 100 years, we&#8217;ve really come a long way when it comes to entertaining ourselves.   Puppet Shows are now gigantic iMax theaters.  Ball in a Cup is now a Nintendo Wii.  Porn was&#8230;I don&#8217;t even know.  But now we have Red Tube, and I can&#8217;t imagine my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Cures Created By Children</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/swine-flu-cures-created-by-children/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/swine-flu-cures-created-by-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1)   The Swine Flu has everyone shitting their pants.  Get creative and show us how children would cure this deadly virus.  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Hero Costumes Inspired By Mixed Drinks</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/super-hero-costumes-inspired-by-mixed-drinks/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/super-hero-costumes-inspired-by-mixed-drinks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 19:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Edit: this is completed
1)  We all have our favorite super hero costumes and know how they came to be right?  Spiderman = Spiders, Catwoman = cats, etc.  We&#8217;d like to know what kind of Super Hero your favorite mix drink would produce.   You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hook Up Gone Wrong Story Contest</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/hook-up-gone-wrong-story-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/hook-up-gone-wrong-story-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Edit: this contest is now completed
Hi kids!  Spring Break is over now and I&#8217;m sure a lot of you left a few nights behind you that you&#8217;d be more than happy to forget.
The Fixers.com has been kind enough to hook you guys up with AXE care packages, so try not forget about that crazy night [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Dating Websites Were Created By Men</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/if-dating-websites-were-created-by-men/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/if-dating-websites-were-created-by-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating web sites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photoshop]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[truthful advertsing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rules are pretty simple: &#8211; Edit this is completed

1)  Filling out the application for a dating website is boring, time consuming, and doesn&#8217;t answer any of the real questions that we actually have.  Design a dating site that would appeal more to men   You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snack Food Labels Created While High</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/snack-food-labels-created-while-high/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/04/snack-food-labels-created-while-high/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photoshop Contest &#8211; Snack Food Labels Created While High &#8211; Edit completed


Rules are pretty simple:
1) We all know that everything tastes delicious while high.  Be creative and design some snack food labels as you&#8217;d see them after smoking a fatty.   You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Gladiators Played Beer Pong</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/03/if-gladiators-played-beer-pong/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/03/if-gladiators-played-beer-pong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photoshop Contest &#8211; If Gladiators Played Beer Pong &#8211; Edit this is completed



Rules are pretty simple:
1) Get mid evil with your PS skills as you show us how Gladiators would have handled a game of beer pong.   You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disgusting internet memes explained by children</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/03/disgusting-internet-memes-explained-by-children/</link>
		<comments>http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/03/disgusting-internet-memes-explained-by-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photoshop Contest &#8211; Disgusting internet memes explained by children

Rules are pretty simple:
1) Flex your PS muscles by showing us how children might explain 2girls1cup, tub girl, goatse etc&#8230;  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets [...]]]></description>
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