Drunk Chick Demotivational Contest
October 5, 2009
Everyone loves pictures of drunk girls. Most of those people also love a good demotivational poster. Here’s your chance to put them together to see what you can come up with.
This is something we started awhile ago but decided to make a contest out of it.
Contest Rules:
1) Google Image search –> Drunk chicks —> save to your computer
2) Make a motivator and save it to your desktop http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php
3) Attach the file on the forums via this thread
Contest will end when we have 30 posters.
Prize: Bragging rights.
PedoBear Goes To Jail – Photoshop Contest
June 18, 2009
PedoBear Goes To Jail – Photoshop Contest – Edit this is completed
Last week P-Bear got pinched doing what he does best. Show us what PedoBear’s life would be like behind bars.
1) You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
Entertainment inventions from 2109
Super Heroes inspired by mixed drinks
Dating sites we might actually use
If Potheads made snack food labels
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Entertainment in the year 2109
May 11, 2009
Entertainment in the year 2109 – Photoshop Contest
Looking back 100 years, we’ve really come a long way when it comes to entertaining ourselves. Puppet Shows are now gigantic iMax theaters. Ball in a Cup is now a Nintendo Wii. Porn was…I don’t even know. But now we have Red Tube, and I can’t imagine my life without it.
Show us what Entertainment will look like in another 100 years from now.
1) You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
Super Heroes inspired by mixed drinks
Dating sites we might actually use
If Potheads made snack food labels
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Swine Flu Cures Created By Children
April 29, 2009
1) The Swine Flu has everyone shitting their pants. Get creative and show us how children would cure this deadly virus. You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
Super Heroes inspired by mixed drinks
Dating sites we might actually use
If Potheads made snack food labels
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Super Hero Costumes Inspired By Mixed Drinks
April 21, 2009
Edit: this is completed
1) We all have our favorite super hero costumes and know how they came to be right? Spiderman = Spiders, Catwoman = cats, etc. We’d like to know what kind of Super Hero your favorite mix drink would produce. You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
Dating sites we might actually use
If Potheads made snack food labels
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Hook Up Gone Wrong Story Contest
April 16, 2009
Edit: this contest is now completed
Hi kids! Spring Break is over now and I’m sure a lot of you left a few nights behind you that you’d be more than happy to forget.
The Fixers.com has been kind enough to hook you guys up with AXE care packages, so try not forget about that crazy night just yet.
Rules are simple:
1) Use the story submission form to submit your “Hook Up Gone Wrong” story. They don’t have be written like books either. A brief description of your hook up and how or why it went wrong will do just fine.
2) Pictures can be attached via this forum thread (not required)
3) Stories can be submitted up until May 15th.
4) We will post some of the entries we receive until the contest is completed.
5) The top 3 submissions will receive AXE prize packs, courtesy of The Fixers.com
If Dating Websites Were Created By Men
April 13, 2009
Rules are pretty simple: – Edit this is completed
1) Filling out the application for a dating website is boring, time consuming, and doesn’t answer any of the real questions that we actually have. Design a dating site that would appeal more to men You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
If Potheads made snack food labels
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Snack Food Labels Created While High
April 1, 2009
Photoshop Contest – Snack Food Labels Created While High – Edit completed
Rules are pretty simple:
1) We all know that everything tastes delicious while high. Be creative and design some snack food labels as you’d see them after smoking a fatty. You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
If Gladiators Played Beer Pong
March 17, 2009
Photoshop Contest – If Gladiators Played Beer Pong – Edit this is completed
Rules are pretty simple:
1) Get mid evil with your PS skills as you show us how Gladiators would have handled a game of beer pong. You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends when we receive 12+ entries – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
Disgusting internet memes by children
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
Prop 8 as depicted by 6 year olds
Disgusting internet memes explained by children
March 1, 2009
Photoshop Contest – Disgusting internet memes explained by children
Rules are pretty simple:
1) Flex your PS muscles by showing us how children might explain 2girls1cup, tub girl, goatse etc… You may submit more than one. Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less.
2) Attach it on the forums here
3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal.
4) Contest ends on 3/15/09 – Winners will be contacted via forum PM
Check out some of our previous contests:
If Jason Voorhees had been given a puppy
