Beer Ad Photoshop Contest

September 20, 2008

Create Unappealing Beer Ad

Alright photoshoppers, heres your shot to make some quick pocket change while making us laugh.

Rules are pretty simple:

1) Create an unappealing beer ad (ie: something that you would not want to drink).  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 480 pixels wide or less.

2) Post it on the forums here

3) Winner gets $25.  Must have a paypal account if you want to get paid.

4) Contest ends on 10/10/08 - Winners will be contacted via forum PM.

Demotivational Poster Contest!

July 28, 2008

The guys over at SizzUp.com are going to give the best demotivational poster an awesome beer mug

This poster will be used in my next article called “Understanding the Tramp Stamp”.  Once I get all of the video footage, I will post it.

Edit: The contest is now over - SizzUp.com has picked the following poster to win the mug.  Congrats to Nick!  To the rest of you who submitted, thank you for making us laugh - these are all awesome.

More Demotivation

This Months Story Submissions

July 25, 2008

Alright kids, the submissions are in.  Here are the stories that were submitted for the Soge Shirt T-Shirt contest.

Revenge of the Turds

Becca’s Hunchback

Justin and the Butch

Blame it on the Dog

Sheila Bangs a Bobble Head

I didn’t cheat…I think

Dinero-Rhea

Cops, Coke, and Hippos

What happens in Freemont, stays in Freemont

I will fire this post over to the Soge Shirts guys now and see who they picked.  What were your favorites from this month?

Update: Sheila and Dan are this months winners!

Win a Shirt from Sogeshirts.com!

July 1, 2008

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Sogeshirts.com is going to be giving a shirt out to the best Regretful Story and the best Walk of Shame story at the end of this month.  Its simple kids, we’ve all been there.  Write about it, let the world laugh at you, and maybe you’ll walk away with one of these shirts.  Click on Submit a Story when you’re ready to share your misfortune with the rest of us!

Resurrect Contest Winner Announced!

June 30, 2008

Drum roll please.  The best entry for the Resurrect Drinking Story Contest goes to Canucklehead.  You can laugh at his misfortune here.  I’m sure he will put this stuff to good use.  His response to me via email was “Let me know if this stuff goes with booze - actually, maybe you’d better not.”

You can also check out the rest of the entries here.

Thanks again to ResurrectMe.com for their contribution!

You choose this months winning story!

June 27, 2008

Last time we had a contest I went with the stories that got the most diggs, stumbles, and comments.  I realized that the stories submitted at the first part of the month would have a lot more time to get hits though.

So this month I’m gonna let you decide who wins the Resurrect Contest.

More winners

Win a Case of Resurrect!

May 24, 2008

Win a Case of Resurrect - Ends 6/27/08

Thats right kids. The best submission for June gets a full case of Resurrect! This is seriously one of, if not the best hangover cure I’ve encountered. It also makes for a great mixer! Its pretty simple: You write the best drinking story and we reward you with the best hangover drink around. Click on how to submit when you’re ready to spill the beans.

Resurrect® is formulated with 0 calories, 0 sugar, 1 carb and over 22 vitamins and electrolytes. Resurrect® has the properties to help detoxify the liver, boost metabolism, protect against free radicals, and increase recovery time and endurance making it THE HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE to energy drinks, soda, and sugar-filled sports drinks. So whether you are recovering from a hard workout or a hard night out Resurrect will bring your back to life.

Congrats to the winners!

May 23, 2008

Busted Tees came through big and decided to give the best “walk of shame” submission a shirt to.  This months winners are Mike and Sarah.

More about the winners

T-shirt Contest by Busted Tees

April 18, 2008


Busted Tees is going to be giving next months best submission a free tshirt.  All Regretful Stories and Walks of Shame will be in entered into the drawing starting today.  The dead line to get your story submitted by is May 23rd.  If your story wins, you can choose whatever tshirt you want from the Busted Tees store.

 Click on How to Submit when you’re ready to get laughed at.