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Patrick Lawlor

Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Aug 18, 2017

Virtual Reality + Roller Coasters = Awesome

SeaWorld might treat their animals like sh*t but they sure know how to keep their customers happy. Their location in...

Aug 18, 2017

Hilarious First Pitch Goes Terribly Wrong

Throwing out the first pitch at a professional baseball game is never an easy task.  For instance, how can anyone...

Aug 17, 2017

Tania Tare Is A Beer Pong Goddess

If you ever happen to meet Tania Tare and she challenges you to a game of beer pong, golf, or...

Aug 16, 2017

Carjacker Has Played Way Too Much GTA

What’s that old saying?  Life imitates art? Not sure if you can call Grand Theft Auto art but this guy...

Aug 15, 2017

Goose Vs. Elephant

We all have that one friend that after a drink or two wants to fight someone.  Well that’s this goose,...

Odell Beckham Jr. Makes Perfect One Handed Catch In Practice

Football season is finally upon us and with it comes the thrill that the Giant’s star receiver Odell Beckham Jr....

Aug 15, 2017

Dogs React To Magic Trick

We trust our dogs with a lot of responsibilities like safeguarding our house, protecting our families, not shitting on the...

Aug 14, 2017

MMA Ref Is Really Bad At His Job

Normally in mixed martial arts if someone is complaining about the referee it’s because they stopped the fight too soon.  ...

Aug 11, 2017

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Aug 10, 2017

Usain Bolt Loses Final Race Of His Carreer

The Fastest Man On The Planet Award no longer belongs to the Jamaican phenom, Usain Bolt.  While competing in the...

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Aug 10, 2017

2 Hikers Stumble Upon A Mountain Lion

Ah, the great outdoors.  The sun, the trees, the sounds, the mountain lions?  Yup.  Two hikers were walking along the...

Aug 7, 2017

Pro Surfer Narrowly Escapes Shark Attack

Having spent a large part of my life in or around the ocean you become aware very early on that...

Aug 7, 2017

12 Year Old Jayce Blalock Hits Massive Grand Slam

Most people can’t hit this well on their Playstation.  If you grew up playing Little League then you probably remember...

Aug 4, 2017

Pony Enters Bicycle Race

Bicycle races have never been the coolest sporting event to watch and since Lance Armstrong admitted to doping they’ve gotten...

Aug 3, 2017

Slow, Slow, Slow Your Boat

Sometimes you just need to grab six of your friends and head out on your boat to show them how...

Aug 3, 2017

Cleveland’s Austin Jackson Makes Catch Of The Year

This has to be hands down one of the best catches ever made in baseball.  Austin Jackson of the Cleveland...

Aug 2, 2017

World Body Painting Festival 2017 (22 Images)

Remember when you mom told you it was a bad idea to take acid and stare at blacklight posters all...

Aug 2, 2017

Hiking With Bears

Feel free to tuck this one away in the “Nope” file of things I want to try. A guy decides...

Aug 1, 2017

Mako Shark Jumps On Fisherman’s Boat (Graphic)

Mako sharks may be known as the Cheetah’s of the ocean due to their impressive speed and agility but they...

Jul 28, 2017

Reporter Shannon Murray Gets An Unwanted Guest

Few things are more terrifying than realizing you have a spider crawling on you but fortunately for this reporter she...

Jul 27, 2017

Adrian Beltre Gets Ejected From MLB Game For The Strangest Reason

Professional umpires are a fickle bunch.  They are under constant scrutiny to make the right call at the right time...

Jul 26, 2017

So Playing Tag Is A Sport Now?

I can’t decide if this is cool or incredibly lame but it’s definitely entertaining in brief snippets.  Apparently someone decided...

Jul 26, 2017

Big Brother, You The Real MVP

Have you ever heard someone speak and then suddenly wonder if they were dropped on their head as a child?  ...

Jul 25, 2017

Girl Gets Slugged

Have you ever wondered how a girl would react to having a live slug thrown at her face?  Well then...

Jul 24, 2017

These Girls Sure Can Comic Con

What started out as a gathering of basement dwelling nerds dressed up like their favorite super heroes has since evolved...

Jul 21, 2017

Geriatric Floridian Loses His Mind

Old people can be a bit crazy.  It’s understandable.  They’ve spent their entire lives dealing with other asshole humans and...

Jul 20, 2017

4 Year Old Motocross Star Shreds

Tima Kuleshov might be the coolest kid on the planet.  The four year old Kiev, Ukraine native began riding and...

Jul 18, 2017

UFC Fighter Gets Face Slammed

The octagon can be dangerous place even for the most skilled fighters.  With the constant evolution of MMA there’s always...

Jul 17, 2017

Octopus Squeezes Itself Through Tiniest Of Holes

Any guy that has ever awoken in a stranger’s bed after an awkward hookup knows exactly how this octopus feels.  ...

Jul 17, 2017

This Fish Market Is Haunted

The zombie apocalypse is upon us but it’s nothing like Hollywood predicted.  Much like the span of evolution the process...

Jul 15, 2017

Conor McGregor Floyd Mayweather: A Bad Lip Reading

The folks at Bad Lip Reading are at it again with another hilarious contribution to the satirical world. This time...

Jul 14, 2017

World’s Bravest Duck Messes With Tiger

In the animal kingdom ducks aren’t exactly at the top of the food chain.  In fact, they’re usually the part...

Jul 12, 2017

Conor McGregor Is The Man (7 images)

UFC Champion and multimedia superstar Conor McGregor is no stranger to the spotlight.  So it comes as no surprise that...

Jul 12, 2017

Crazy Brit Loses Battle With Rolling Bale Of Hay

On a scale of 1- stupid, this guy has to be somewhere around a 13.  For reasons only the internet...

Jul 12, 2017

Family Fails Epically Releasing Baby Bunny To The Wild

With so much negativity in the news it’s nice to know that there are still good people out in the...

Jul 11, 2017

Granny Flashes Crowd At Dodger’s Game

Every wonder what happens to strippers after they age out from pole swinging?  Apparently they go to Dodger’s games and...

Jul 10, 2017

Tiny Dog Gets Revenge On Annoying Human

Ever heard a person talk to their dog like it’s a little baby and wonder if they’ve had a stroke?  ...