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Patrick Lawlor

Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
17 hours ago

Geriatric Floridian Loses His Mind

Old people can be a bit crazy.  It’s understandable.  They’ve spent their entire lives dealing with other asshole humans and...

Jul 20, 2017

4 Year Old Motocross Star Shreds

Tima Kuleshov might be the coolest kid on the planet.  The four year old Kiev, Ukraine native began riding and...

Jul 18, 2017

UFC Fighter Gets Face Slammed

The octagon can be dangerous place even for the most skilled fighters.  With the constant evolution of MMA there’s always...

Jul 17, 2017

Octopus Squeezes Itself Through Tiniest Of Holes

Any guy that has ever awoken in a stranger’s bed after an awkward hookup knows exactly how this octopus feels.  ...

Jul 17, 2017

This Fish Market Is Haunted

The zombie apocalypse is upon us but it’s nothing like Hollywood predicted.  Much like the span of evolution the process...

Conor McGregor Floyd Mayweather: A Bad Lip Reading

The folks at Bad Lip Reading are at it again with another hilarious contribution to the satirical world. This time...

Jul 15, 2017

World’s Bravest Duck Messes With Tiger

In the animal kingdom ducks aren’t exactly at the top of the food chain.  In fact, they’re usually the part...

Jul 14, 2017

Conor McGregor Is The Man (7 images)

UFC Champion and multimedia superstar Conor McGregor is no stranger to the spotlight.  So it comes as no surprise that...

Jul 12, 2017

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Jul 12, 2017

Crazy Brit Loses Battle With Rolling Bale Of Hay

On a scale of 1- stupid, this guy has to be somewhere around a 13.  For reasons only the internet...

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Jul 12, 2017

Family Fails Epically Releasing Baby Bunny To The Wild

With so much negativity in the news it’s nice to know that there are still good people out in the...

Jul 11, 2017

Granny Flashes Crowd At Dodger’s Game

Every wonder what happens to strippers after they age out from pole swinging?  Apparently they go to Dodger’s games and...

Jul 10, 2017

Tiny Dog Gets Revenge On Annoying Human

Ever heard a person talk to their dog like it’s a little baby and wonder if they’ve had a stroke?  ...

Jul 7, 2017

In Russia Toilets Sh*t On You

It’s no secret that Russia is a strange place. Their President used to kill people for a living and their...

Jul 7, 2017

News Anchor Doug Fernandez Is Over It

From time to time everyone of us has had a bad day at work.  Maybe your boss is in a...

Jun 30, 2017

Two Deer Have The Bitchiest Fight Ever

The term “You fight like a girl,” apparently is outdated and needs to be changed to, “You fight like a...

Jun 29, 2017

UFC Fighter Justine Kish Has Unfortunate Accident In The Ring

There are certain animals that when threatened will use their own excrement to defend themselves against would-be attackers.  Humans are...

Jun 28, 2017

Man Gets Hit By Bus, Walks It Off

It’s no secret that some people are just tougher than others.  Whether it stems from a rough childhood or a...