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Patrick Lawlor

Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
4 hours ago

One Slap Knockout

Kids are dumb.  They do dumb things and more times than not get away with them. But sometimes it doesn’t...

4 hours ago

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Wet

There’s definitely no shortage of assholes in the world and this video proves it. If you are going to walk...

Sep 19, 2017

When You Have Too Much Time On Your Hands

People put a lot of strange things on the internet. Some of them are worth watching whereas others make you...

Sep 19, 2017

Instant Karma Catches Weirdo On Train (NSFW language)

It’s a rough time in human history to have a loud mouth. With the popularity and evolution of mixed martial...

Sep 18, 2017

Olympic Skier Andri Ragettli Has Crazy Parkour Skills

Think it’s easy to become an Olympic athlete?  Obviously not and here’s just a glimpse as to why. Swiss Olympic...

Savage Kid Punches Boxer In The Junk

Pro boxer Billy Joe Saunders might not be the best dad in the world but at least he managed to...

Sep 18, 2017

Fight Breaks Out At Florida State/ Alabama Game

Welcome to the Deep South where the gene pools are shallow and the family trees grow straight up. There have...

Sep 15, 2017

Jay Bruce Walk Off For Indians 22 Straight

Doing anything 22 times in a row is not an easy task let alone winning 22 straight professional baseball game....

Sep 15, 2017

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Sep 14, 2017

Rick Scott’s Sign Language Interpreter Needs His Own Show

Just prior to the landfall of Hurricane Irma Florida’s governor, Rick Scott, held a press conference to inform the state’s...

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Sep 14, 2017

Little Girl Can’t Say Ice Cream

Little kids have a funny way of learning to speak.  It’s almost a certainty that everyone of us had somewhat...

Sep 13, 2017

Kayaker Gets Flipped By Shark

Fishing is supposed to be a relaxing pastime to help destress and enjoy the outdoors. That becomes pretty difficult to...

Sep 13, 2017

Car Almost Gets Crushed By Falling Tree

Between women driving SUV’s and the sudden urge to respond to a random text message, the road can be a...

Sep 12, 2017

Pro Surfer Wilem Banks Wins Wipeout Award 2017

Professional athletes aspire to be the best at their craft and often times have their achievements recognized through an award....

Sep 11, 2017

Running From The Cops

If the police want you badly enough they’re probably going to find you. Take for instance this video that show...

Sep 11, 2017

Wimbledon Trash Talker Ends Up In Skirt

Normally if you to talk trash at a professional sporting event the players just chalk it up to background noise.  ...

Sep 8, 2017

Human Centipede Race Against A Bull

I don’t know why this happened or where but apparently someone convinced a bunch of guys to conduct a human...

Sep 7, 2017

The NFL Is Back!

After a long offseason and suffering through the monotony of preseason the NFL finally kicks off their regular season tonight....

Sep 7, 2017

Girl Arrested Then Steals Cop Car

In another case of someone who has played waaaayyy too much Grand Theft Auto a woman was arrested for shoplifting...

Sep 7, 2017

Guy Eats Entire Cactus

If you’ve ever doubted the existence of natural selection here is all the proof you need. Some people crave attention...

Sep 6, 2017

Getting Crossed Up By A Midget

Strolling the streets of New York City you can run into just about anything.  Never been mugged before?  Try the...

Sep 5, 2017

Diamondback’s J.D. Martinez Hits 4 H.R.s Against Dodgers

The Diamondbacks J.D. Martinez turned Dodger Stadium into a home run derby over the weekend hitting four consecutive bombs. Martinez...

Sep 5, 2017

Porcupine Vs. A Python

Ever wonder who would win in a fight between a porcupine and a Python?  Me either but it happened and...

Sep 5, 2017

9 Foot Alligator Found In Texas Home

Hurricane Harvey definitely had quite an effect on Texas causing millions in damage and forcing thousands from their homes. Now...

Sep 1, 2017

Marc Morrone Is The Worst

For some reason that maybe only God or Martha Stewart knows Marc Morrone was given a television show where he...

Sep 1, 2017

Seal Hops On Boat To Avoid Orcas

A seal pup was being pursued by a pod of orcas when he decided it was safer to just hop...

Aug 31, 2017

Go Home Panda, You’re Drunk

Pandas are definitely not the most graceful animals.  They pretty much just run around like a bunch of drunken toddlers ...

Aug 31, 2017

Tiger Vs. A Guy Riding An Elephant

A rogue tiger was reported to be on the loose in a rural town in India so wildlife experts were...

Aug 30, 2017

Spain’s La Tomatina Festival

Since 1945 the Valencian town of Bunol, Spain has hosted one of the most insane food fights on the planet...

Aug 30, 2017

Great White Circles Two Kayakers

If there’s one thing South Africa is known for (aside from blood diamonds and warlords) it’s Great White Sharks.  The...

Aug 29, 2017

Guy Goes Fishing In His Living Room

Hurricane Harvey unleashed hell on Houston earlier this week and the aftermath has left people’s houses in serious disarray. The...

Aug 25, 2017

Battlefield Vegas Gun Range: You Can Drive A Tank

Growing up playing video games like Call Of Duty and Gears Of War you get the opportunity to shoot all...

Aug 25, 2017

The Hound And Tormund Sing A Song

If you are a Game Of Thrones fan then this weekend will be bittersweet seeing as how Sunday will air...

Aug 24, 2017

Guy Plays Ping Pong With Chimp

Chalk this one up to one of Michael Jackson’s all time life goals (if he wasn’t already dead). I guess...

Aug 24, 2017

Deonte Thompson Runs 109 Yards On Missed Field Goal

If you are a kicker in the NFL you have one job… don’t miss.  Reasons being your team will probably...

Aug 23, 2017

Comedian Mike Masilotti Takes Shrooms Then Performs

Stand-Up comedy is not an easy thing to do.  And it gets a whole lot tougher when you’re high on...

Aug 23, 2017

Phoenix Protester Takes A Smoke Bomb To The Nuts

The best part about the recent trend to randomly protest is that you know someone is going to do something...