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Patrick Lawlor

Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Oct 5, 2017

Bellenblazer Husky Learns How To Blow Bubbles

Huskies are definitely a breed that stand out when it comes to personality.  They usually have no problem with vocalizing...

Oct 5, 2017

Baby Octopus Vs Baby Fish

In the animal kingdom the circle of life applies to all ages.  When predator and prey share the same space...

Oct 4, 2017

Even The Puppets In Ireland Are Drunk

People are often offended by stereotypes and rightfully so, they’re usually derogatory and meant to be offensive.  But that doesn’t...

Oct 4, 2017

Vin Diesel Getting Funky

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a young man by the name of...

Oct 3, 2017

When Karma Joins Forces With Gravity

Some people just don’t have the time or the patience to realize how much they suck.  And every now and...

Kid Swallows Squeaky Toy

Add this one to the list of “Kids Do Some Stupid Sh*t.” Apparently that squeaky toy shaped like a t-bone...

Oct 3, 2017

Green Bay’s Davante Adams Knocked Out Cold

Football is a contact sport.  People get hit and hurt all the time, it just comes with the territory. But...

Oct 2, 2017

World’s Fastest Guitar Hero

Guitar Hero is about as close to playing an actual guitar as using a Fleshlight is to actually having sex...

Oct 2, 2017

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Sep 29, 2017

Gangster Pigeon Won’t Leave House

Pigeons are commonly referred to as the rats of the sky, or rats with wings.  And rightfully so.  They’re basically...

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Sep 29, 2017

Jaguar Vs Caiman

Apparently Jaguars like to eat Caimans. You would think the closest thing to a still-living dinosaur wouldn’t have very many...

Sep 28, 2017

Cat Definitely *Had 9 Lives

If you’ve ever doubted that cats are borderline invincible then look no further than this video. A stray cat was...

Sep 28, 2017

Possessed Baby Wants Snaaacckkss

Ever been to an exorcism?  Me either, but apparently sometimes the demon gets hungry and starts craving snacks. This frightening...

Sep 28, 2017

A Tribute To Hef

Yesterday the world lost one of the most influential media moguls to ever grace the newsstands.  Hugh Hefner, founder of...

Sep 27, 2017

Larry Fitzgerald Makes Insane Catch On MNF

Star wide receiver for the Arizona Cardinals, Larry Fitzgerald, has been making highlight plays for most of his career. His...

Sep 27, 2017

Popping Lawn Blisters

People have all different types of strange fetishes and tendencies.  Ever meet someone that likes to watch internet videos of...

Sep 27, 2017

Pooping In Space

One of the toughest jobs in the world to obtain is the title of astronaut.  You have to be extremely...

Sep 26, 2017

Giant Hippo Fart

Take the kids to the zoo, they said.  It’ll be fun, they said. Hippos are not the most majestic creatures...

Sep 26, 2017

Train Surfing

Have you ever been late trying to catch a train and the doors close just as you’re about to board?...

Sep 22, 2017

Fisherman Almost Gets Impaled By Marlin

Big game fishing doesn’t come without risk. The larger the fish the larger the risk you take trying to catch...

Sep 22, 2017

Massive Sinkhole Swallows Florida Home

Life is just different in Florida. Once a year you live under the tremendous threat of getting wiped out by...

Sep 22, 2017

Guy In Barbie Toy Car Charges Mega Ramp

Crazy things happen in the world of extreme sports. Fans get the opportunity to watch athletes put themselves through crazy...

Sep 21, 2017

Geriatric Boxer Is Tougher Than You

Alcohol can make people do some pretty stupid things.  Like starting a fight with a senior citizen. Sounds like a...

Sep 21, 2017

Stubborn Husky Definitely Called Shotgun

Few things are as fiercely coveted as the right to call shotgun before heading out on a road trip. That’s...

Sep 20, 2017

One Slap Knockout

Kids are dumb.  They do dumb things and more times than not get away with them. But sometimes it doesn’t...

Sep 20, 2017

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Wet

There’s definitely no shortage of assholes in the world and this video proves it. If you are going to walk...

Sep 19, 2017

When You Have Too Much Time On Your Hands

People put a lot of strange things on the internet. Some of them are worth watching whereas others make you...

Sep 19, 2017

Instant Karma Catches Weirdo On Train (NSFW language)

It’s a rough time in human history to have a loud mouth. With the popularity and evolution of mixed martial...

Sep 18, 2017

Olympic Skier Andri Ragettli Has Crazy Parkour Skills

Think it’s easy to become an Olympic athlete?  Obviously not and here’s just a glimpse as to why. Swiss Olympic...

Sep 18, 2017

Savage Kid Punches Boxer In The Junk

Pro boxer Billy Joe Saunders might not be the best dad in the world but at least he managed to...

Sep 15, 2017

Fight Breaks Out At Florida State/ Alabama Game

Welcome to the Deep South where the gene pools are shallow and the family trees grow straight up. There have...

Sep 15, 2017

Jay Bruce Walk Off For Indians 22 Straight

Doing anything 22 times in a row is not an easy task let alone winning 22 straight professional baseball game....

Sep 14, 2017

Rick Scott’s Sign Language Interpreter Needs His Own Show

Just prior to the landfall of Hurricane Irma Florida’s governor, Rick Scott, held a press conference to inform the state’s...

Sep 14, 2017

Little Girl Can’t Say Ice Cream

Little kids have a funny way of learning to speak.  It’s almost a certainty that everyone of us had somewhat...

Sep 13, 2017

Kayaker Gets Flipped By Shark

Fishing is supposed to be a relaxing pastime to help destress and enjoy the outdoors. That becomes pretty difficult to...

Sep 13, 2017

Car Almost Gets Crushed By Falling Tree

Between women driving SUV’s and the sudden urge to respond to a random text message, the road can be a...

Sep 12, 2017

Pro Surfer Wilem Banks Wins Wipeout Award 2017

Professional athletes aspire to be the best at their craft and often times have their achievements recognized through an award....