Have you ever known someone who had a baby, then the first time you see the baby you're shocked at how ugly it is? It's awkward because normally you'd be going "awww.. s/he's beautiful!" and mean it, but in the ugly baby situation you just really don't know what to say.... more

In case you're confused -- we're not seeking a man to smack a wife with a pie. It already happened. Police are looking for a man who allegedly smacked his wife with a cherry pie. Gary Christman and his wife were arguing around 3:30 am when she says he hit her in... more

Until now, blind people had a hard time enjoying porn. While you can kind of tell what's going on by the sounds in porn videos, magazines and books would be all but useless to someone who could not see them. Until now. Author Lisa J. Murphy is breaking new ground wi... more

What a surprise. Teen boys were caught making out with teen girls on a Friday night. It was really no different than any other Friday night for high school baseball players Eric Arce and Kyle Wohlfarth-Simmons -- except that they went to jail. The guys were arreste... more

Imagine that you're a rich property developer and you find a pretty hot looking hooker online. You start talking to her and decide she's actually a person, not just a prostitute. Then you fall in love with her, Pretty Woman style, and try to rescue her from a life of pr... more

One Pennsylvania robber is taking the idea of a stick up quite literally -- by holding up convenience stores with a hypodermic needle. No word on whether the weapon was loaded and if it was, with what. There have been two robberies so far this morning. The man is r... more

Spanish flight attendants who haven't been paid in nine months have decided to protest by stripping down. Since Air Comet hasn't paid the ladies for their work, they have bared it all and produced a nude calendar to draw awareness to their plight. The photos for ... more

In the never-ending penis size debate, there will always be two camps: the "size matters" people and the people stuck with small penises. Well, to be honest, I always was a size queen until I discovered that I was wrong. Actually, a small penis can be more than enough... more