For those of you who don't know, the Miss America pageant was held recently. During that pageant, a in the interview portion, Miss California, a 21 year old hottie named Carrie Prejean, was asked about her stance on Gay marriage. Hell froze over and she answered hone... more

So we're stuck in Alabama this week for another job and it also happens to be Talladega weekend. For those of you who don't speak redneck, that's the biggest Nascar event all... more

So the military invests a lot of money into, you guessed it, weapons and fortifications. Over the years, some words have gained ground and popularity amongst the military production types. Once upon a time it was cannon. Then submersible, howitzer, and stealth. Now,... more

In what has got to piss someone off, the second Google search result for ShamWow is no longer an affiliate of the company. No, it's a Wikipedia entry about Vince Shlomi aka Vince Offer aka ShamWow guy. What was conspicuously deleted from the entry shortly before publi... more

AskMen recently published a Top 10 list about famous men it's ok to have a mancrush on. Now, I stand by the fact that any affection toward another man greater th... more

If you're reading this and are a man, you probably have a penis. Since you have a penis, you primarily drink beer and whiskey. Good man. Manly man. When you go to a bar, however, beer all the time can get a bit boring, and you may be looking for something like a strong ... more

The economy's in the shitter, the stock market is the lowest it's been in over a decade, and you lost your job as an overpaid paper-pusher. Poor you. Luckily enough, you managed to find a job making $30k a year on an assembly line. Don't you dare say your job sucks. ... more

At a press conference held in Kabul today, Karim Abdul Jebip, spokesman for all the peoples of Islam, announced a major translation error in the Qur'an. Taking time to look deep into each TV camera present, Jebip apologized profusely to all of the western world for t... more

We all know about country music; the shit-kickin', down-home, Joes Plumber and Sixpack music everyone south of the Mason Dixon listens to. We at Regretful Morning share the passion, as we are located in the basement of a hog farm. The music happens to involve alot of ... more