When the smoke finally settles, and it's time to cash in the poker chips of life, we'll be left with a certain set of memories.  As a man, you'll have a list.  In a lot of cases, these 6 are likely to be near the top. Sex This one may be obvious, and implied, but for the sake of the integrity of the list, it has to be on here.  It's one of the greatest feelings a man can have, and it'... more ».

It's great to be back at Regretful Morning. After many months of incarceration, a fist fight with a hooker, and a week long stint as head of the DLA, I return to Regretful Morning. In honor of my homecoming, because I feel so crappy about leaving you all, I write you this crappy article. Enjoy, and look for more! As many of you may have heard in the more ».

We know you may feel a little pervy reading and enjoying this article but remember, these characters are cartoons, so it's totally not Pedo. Let's put on our honest caps for a moment though: When you were wearing your footed pajamas at 6 years old, you wondered why they would get tighter after an episode of Scooby Doo, right?  I know I wasn't the only 5 year old getting boners from cartoons. ... more ».

I'm not going to go and give you all that 'beauty is in the eyes of the beholder' crap because well, let's face it, there's hot, and then there's not. So when your buddy says someone is hot, you can revert to this list, and ask him to specify, so you can call him out if it's an ugly bitch. Office Hot The reason we consider someone hot is because that person is more attractive than others ... more ».

If there are two things that can swell a pair of Levi's at the crotch, it's cute girls from space, and boobs.  We've asked our good friend John to combine the two, in hopes of spawning a few nostalgic boners. If we missed any, please post them below (sexy links are acceptable). Any Chick From Avatar Let's face it, the blue man group has nothing on this rack because, well, it's blue and she... more ».

It makes practical jokes, like the one shown below, much more difficult to achieve . Here, we have a Toyota Corolla, covered with ice and road salt, parked outside of a diner that results in more vomit and rear trauma than a Jonas Brothers concert in prison. Two amigos decide to dress it up while I'm AFK, as the General Lee, from the Dukes of Hazard. Realizing too late that it was a Japanese car... more ».

Public Service Announcements are a great way to get information to the masses by using over the top scenarios and examples to make a point.  We've picked out a few that made our head turn sideways like a confused German Shepard.  If these don't make you say 'what the fuck' then the internet has callused you beyond belief. Beware the Homosexual Ahhh, the good old days where everyone th... more ».

The English language is a wonderful language. Not only does it contain a vast, almost too-large, quantity of words and phrases, it's the fastest changing language on the planet. English has changed more in the last century than any language has changed over any period of time, ever. For that we can thank technology, what with the lols, roflwaffles, and, one of Merriam Webster's latest additions... more ».

Share Everyone knows women use guys to get what they need or want and then throw them away, a lot. It doesn’t stop here in the real world either. No, this status of being whipped has also seeped into the video game world. Just like in the real world, some video game guys go to extreme lengths to help a chi... more ».

Well ladies and Gentlemen, as you may have heard, today is International Blasphemy day, in memory of the 4th anniversary of the Danish Mohammed cartoon. The second reason for this 'holiday' is to draw attention to the freedom of speech we now enjoy, and the proposed UN resolution backed by Muslims (because of the cartoon) to restrict anti-religious speech across the world. Someone must've pissed... more ».