When the smoke finally settles, and it's time to cash in the poker chips of life, we'll be left with a certain set of memories.  As a man, you'll have a list.  In a lot of cases, these 6 are likely to be near the top. Sex This one may be obvious, and implied... more

It's great to be back at Regretful Morning. After many months of incarceration, a fist fight with a hooker, and a week long stint as head of the DLA, I return to Regretful Morning. In honor of my homecoming, because I feel so crappy about leaving you all, I write you ... more

We know you may feel a little pervy reading and enjoying this article but remember, these characters are cartoons, so it's totally not Pedo. Let's put on our honest caps for a moment though: When you were wearing your footed pajamas at 6 years old, you wondered why t... more

I'm not going to go and give you all that 'beauty is in the eyes of the beholder' crap because well, let's face it, there's hot, and then there's not. So when your buddy says someone is hot, you can revert to this list, and ask him to specify, so you can call him out... more

If there are two things that can swell a pair of Levi's at the crotch, it's cute girls from space, and boobs.  We've asked our good friend John to combine the two, in hopes of spawning a few nostalgic boners. If we missed any, please post them below (sexy links are ... more

It makes practical jokes, like the one shown below, much more difficult to achieve . Here, we have a Toyota Corolla, covered with ice and road salt, parked outside of a diner that results in more vomit and rear trauma than a Jonas Brothers concert in prison. Two amigos... more

Public Service Announcements are a great way to get information to the masses by using over the top scenarios and examples to make a point.  We've picked out a few that made our head turn sideways like a confused German Shepard.  If these don't make you say 'what the ... more

The English language is a wonderful language. Not only does it contain a vast, almost too-large, quantity of words and phrases, it's the fastest changing language on the planet. English has changed more in the last century than any language has changed over any period... more

Share Everyone knows women use guys to get what they need or want and then throw them away, a lot. It doesn’t stop here in the real world either. No, this status of being whipped... more

Well ladies and Gentlemen, as you may have heard, today is International Blasphemy day, in memory of the 4th anniversary of the Danish Mohammed cartoon. The second reason for this 'holiday' is to draw attention to the freedom of speech we now enjoy, and the proposed UN... more