THIS IS FARTAAAAAAAAAA! (more...)... more ».

What would be an embarrassing moment for some people is the epitome of disappointment for this guy. (more...)... more ».

Nothing like thinking you're a badass in a big heavy locomotive until a little wind ruins your day. Actually, this is what happens when you let a chick drive your train. (more...)... more ».

She's Sears', Penney's, Midas' and Firestone's worst lifetime warranty nightmare, but our hero. I wonder how many miles she has on her Harley? (more...)... more ».

I tried, but I can't think of a faster way to remove your shoes and hat at the same time. DOMINATING!!! [flv:http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/unrealtournament-Treadmill.flv 555 330]... more ».

I have a feeling these lyrics are going to hit a little too close to home for some of you. (more...)... more ».

Being conjoined at the hip or head makes for many obstacles in life, but none like being stuck together like this. Would you want to get separated if this was you?? [flv:http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/conjoined-twins.flv 555 330] LIVEdayBYday!... more ».

Well, at least it wasn't a chimp, or worse, an elephant. (more...)... more ».

This only further proves just how connected males' brains are to their junk. There's a delicate balance between how much of one or the other we are using at a given moment. Sometimes I don't believe any activity is going on at all, but that can be hilarious. For example... more ».

You're going to love ...MY NUTS! (more...)... more ».