Ever wake up in a puddle of your own piss and vomit, not knowing where you are or how you got there?  Or maybe rolled over one morning only to find a wildebeest laying next to you.  Most of us love these stories and have a few to tell.  RegretfulMorning.com is the place to anonymously share these stories so that the rest of the world can point and laugh at your misfortune.

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Who is behind Regretful Morning?

Jason

Content producer, editor -  Jason enjoys dick jokes and pictures of slutty women.  If you have access to either, feel free to contact him.

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Gerri

Senior Editor – Gerri is in charge of the “odd news”  section and is also the reason why this site has far less typos than it used to.   She enjoys funny picture galleries and large cock (not joking).  If you have the latter, don’t be afraid to send her some evidence.

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DeathWish808

Video Content Producer

DeathWish808 is the most subscribed-to user on break.com.  He is the admin and key master of the video vault.  If you’d like to contribute to the vault, message him on Twitter

John Scrovak

Writer – In the year 1988, a scientist combined the tongue of Frank Sinatra, the third testicle of Chuck Norris, the hair of George Carlin, and the spine of a silver back gorilla in a vat.  Attempting to create the perfect human being, he inserted electrodes into the concoction.  The experiment went horribly wrong, and a baby John Scrovak crawled out of the concoction.  We found him some time later peeing on businessmen passing ‘his’ alley and employed him.  You can visit his myspace or facebook