About
Ever wake up in a puddle of your own piss and vomit, not knowing where you are or how you got there? Or maybe rolled over one morning only to find a wildebeest laying next to you. Most of us love these stories and have a few to tell. RegretfulMorning.com is the place to anonymously share these stories so that the rest of the world can point and laugh at your misfortune.
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Whos behind Regretful Morning?
Jason
Content producer, editor - I enjoy night life and the stories that follow. Please attach naked pics to all hate mail – contact AT regretfulmorning DOT com (unless you’re a dude)
“In order to be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid”
DeathWish808
Video Content Producer
DeathWish808 is the most subscribed-to user on break.com. He is the admin and key master of the video vault. If you’d like to contribute to the vault, message him via forums or Twitter
John Scrovak
Writer – In the year 1988, a scientist combined the tongue of Frank Sinatra, the third testicle of Chuck Norris, the hair of George Carlin, and the spine of a silver back gorilla in a vat. Attempting to create the perfect human being, he inserted electrodes into the concoction. The experiment went horribly wrong, and a baby John Scrovak crawled out of the concoction. We found him some time later peeing on businessmen passing ‘his’ alley and employed him. You can visit his myspace or facebook
