Kid Swallows Squeaky Toy


Add this one to the list of “Kids Do Some Stupid Sh*t.”

Apparently that squeaky toy shaped like a t-bone was just a little too appetizing for this future Darwin Award Winner. The result of consuming the ill-advised appetizer was that he got to honk like a New Year’s party favor every time he took a deep breath.

Doctors were able to remove the lodged paraphernalia and as a result weakened the gene pool yet again.


Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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