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Giant Hippo Fart


Take the kids to the zoo, they said.  It’ll be fun, they said.

Hippos are not the most majestic creatures in the animal kingdom.

In fact they’re kind of like the Shrek’s of their world.  They’re big, awkward, mean and can rip a fart that would burn the eyebrows off a muppet.




Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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