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Massive Sinkhole Swallows Florida Home

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Life is just different in Florida.

Once a year you live under the tremendous threat of getting wiped out by a hurricane.  Alligators roam the streets like pigeons in NYC.  And occasionally your house sinks through your front lawn.

What started out as a fifteen foot wide opening turned into the natural disaster equivalent of Rosie O’Donnell at an all you can eat buffet.

Let’s hope they had insurance.

@_PatrickLawlor

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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