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Fight Breaks Out At Florida State/ Alabama Game

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Welcome to the Deep South where the gene pools are shallow and the family trees grow straight up.

There have been conflicting stories as to how or why the fight started but the end result is basically a bunch of drunken hillbillies sucker punching each other in the face.

In a sea of Florida State Fans a rogue Alabama native (and perhaps his dad?) decided to take on the entire section in what looks like the Marco Polo of random fist fights. ┬áBasically if you looked at him it was like yelling, “Marco” and then he’d swing at you.

Fortunately a fan sitting close to the action had the presence of mind to whip out his cellphone and record the encounter.

I’m told that nobody was seriously hurt and that zero brain cells were damage during the altercation.

@_PatrickLawlor

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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