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Guy Eats Entire Cactus

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If you’ve ever doubted the existence of natural selection here is all the proof you need.

Some people crave attention so much that they are willing to go to extreme levels to be noticed.  Take, for instance, this future Darwin Award candidate that decided it would be a great idea to eat an entire cactus.

Eating it looked painful enough but just imagine how much fun he’s going to have when he sh*ts that thing out.  It’s probably going to feel like he’s on the wrong end of a prison rape.

@_PatrickLawlor

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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