Go Home Panda, You’re Drunk


Pandas are definitely not the most graceful animals.  They pretty much just run around like a bunch of drunken toddlers and then collapse wherever suits them.

That probably has something to do with why you never hear of any teams in professional sports named after the majestic panda.

They basically have the coordination of a roofied sorority pledge but at least no one needs to hit Planned Parenthood in the morning.


Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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