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It’s The Solar Eclipse! Don’t Go Blind (10 Images)

Today marks the first complete solar eclipse in the past 38 years and people are losing their minds over it.

In roughly a half an hour people all across the country are going to look straight up at the sky and stare directly at the sun.  Darwinism dictates that at least a small percentage of these fine upstanding citizens won’t use the proper protective eyewear and end up losing some of their sight.  I honestly hope that’s accurate.

Here are some funny memes that we can all use to laugh at the recently blinded.

Just minutes away…

What an asshole.

Page one of his diary.

Get it…?

Just taking in the view…

Seriously, he makes a great point.

Their porn is really weird, too.

She never saw it coming.

Problem solved.

The end.

@_PatrickLawlor

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