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Goose Vs. Elephant

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We all have that one friend that after a drink or two wants to fight someone.  Well that’s this goose, although I’m pretty sure he’s sober.

It’s widely known in the bird community that geese are assholes.  They tend to get become very aggressive when angered and don’t easily back down.

This goose in particular decided that he was going to pick a fight with an elephant.  I give him credit for giving zero f*cks but he seems to be a tad suicidal.  Makes you wonder how he can fly with balls that big.

@_PatrickLawlor

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Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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