Slow, Slow, Slow Your Boat


Sometimes you just need to grab six of your friends and head out on your boat to show them how awesome of a Sea Captain you are.  Sometimes you fail miserably and almost kill everyone on board.

I’m going to take a shot in the dark here but maybe going mach 2 with seven people crammed in a tiny boat isn’t the smartest thing to do. ¬†At least the guy driving learned a valuable lesson in physics.


Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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