Hiking With Bears


Feel free to tuck this one away in the “Nope” file of things I want to try.

A guy decides to go for a casual stroll up a hiking trail in the woods and finds that he has a bit of company in the form of a massive mother Grizzly and her two cubs. ¬†Fortunately for our friend with the cell phone the bears don’t seem to be too interested in an early meal.

I have to give the guy credit for remaining so calm.  Had that been me the bears would have been dinning on meat marinated in human sh*t with more than a hint of piss.


Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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