Geriatric Floridian Loses His Mind

Old people can be a bit crazy.  It’s understandable.  They’ve spent their entire lives dealing with other asshole humans and now they’re just counting down the days until the Grim Reaper stops by for some tea.  But it seems that the level of crazy is slightly more elevated in the South.

Apparently this bat shit crazy senior citizen didn’t appreciate two AT&T trucks parking in front of his home.  So what does he do?  Grabs his hand cannon and starts shooting out their tires.  Makes total sense.  I’m sure Christmas at his house is a total delight.

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Patrick LawlorREGRETFULMORNING Writer
Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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