Any guy that has ever awoken in a stranger’s bed after an awkward hookup knows exactly how this octopus feels. It’s all fun and games until you realize she has a mustache. Then it’s time to get the hell out of there.
The door is locked? Windows have bars on them? Chimney blocked up? F*ck it. I’ll just squeeze through this here tiny hole in the wall to freedom. Thanks for the story I’ll share with my buddies on our group chat later.