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Tiny Dog Gets Revenge On Annoying Human

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Ever heard a person talk to their dog like it’s a little baby and wonder if they’ve had a stroke?  Ever wonder if the dog is thinking the same thing?  People talk to their pets in ridiculous ways all the time with little regard as to whether or not their behavior borders on cruel and unusual punishment.

Well not every pet adores the sound of their human’s voice.  Take little Jacques here for instance (no clue if that’s his name but lets go with it).  His human decided she’s not only going to serenade him but she’s going to record the tortures process as well.  So what does little Jacques do?  He squirts a little piss down her throat.

Good for you, Jacques.  Good for you…

@_PatrickLawlor

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
Patrick Lawlor is a writer/comedian who studied improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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