It’s no secret that Russia is a strange place. Their President used to kill people for a living and their drinking fountains pour vodka. And for a brief point in time they completely changed their national currency from Rubles to fire wood.
Even trying to take a dump in public in Russia is risky. After a prolonged period of severe storms a busy street in Moscow became flooded to the point that their public toilets unhinged and started chasing pedestrians.
Imagine being chased by an eight foot tall closet of shit? No thanks, Russia.