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Alternative Uses For Random Things

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Not every household item needs to be used for what its original purpose intended.  There are plenty of ways to deviate from the status quo that allows you to broaden the functionality of seemingly straight forward products.  A little creativity can go a long way when it comes to repurposing the random and yet still ordinary junk you find around your house.

Here’s a list of alternative uses for random things.

Condoms.

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You probably thought I was going to say water balloons but somehow I knew your little brother always wanted to be a unicorn.

A prosthetic leg. 

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When we’d go golfing my Great Uncle Jack used to always call me a putz. Well, now I get to use him when I putz. Greatest generation indeed.

Special Ed Helmets. 

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If you’re allowed to cross the street without permission… feel free to take over the galaxy. Also doubles as an excellent punch bowl.

Adult Diapers.

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Drug smuggling. I don’t care who you are no cop wants to sift through a geriatric drop cloth.

Used Gatorade bottle.

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This works pretty much with any bottle but Gatorade just feels like more of a performance enhancer.

Baby Oil.

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No water, no problem. Also, it’s great for lube.

Lint Roller.

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Not a problem anymore.

Duct Tape.

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Yes, it also works with plumbing.

Watermelons.

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All you have to do now is tap it.

Your old baby shoes. 

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Cover them in ketchup, leave them on the side of the road, and scare the shit out of someone.

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