Cooking isn’t for everyone. Especially on the biggest food day of the year. For every picture-perfect turkey and stuffing, there’s hundreds of undercooked birds and mealy plates of croutons. These Thanksgiving food disasters are evidence of just how badly people can fuck up a holiday if they don’t pay attention.
This year, put down the hooch at 8am and pay closer attention to the pop-up timer, kids. Otherwise, we’ll be happy to feature you in next year’s Thanksgiving food disasters gallery of shame.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.