We spend a lot of time looking at people with BAD tattoos. Those are easy to find. But there’s a special place in our hearts for ink that isn’t necessarily bad, but rather just plain wrong. These dirty tattoos were done on purpose. And the people who wear them are just as off as the artwork.
(Okay, some of them are just plain bad. But they were meant to be naughty. We’ll let them in, too.)
Inside, you’ll find dick-swallowing butterflies, pussies on girls’ forearms, and the best use of armpit hair since the original Lilith Fair. If you listen carefully, you can tell the exact moment their dads missed a soccer game or dance recital.
In the end, if you’re rockin’ a tribal armband, you’re probably a douche. But at least you’re not a publicly sexual fuckup, sporting dirty tattoos like these folks.