Pizza should be the simplest, most fail-free food in the world. But people always seem to find a way to fuck it up. Like in these dumbass pizza fails.
Seriously, it’s cheese, dough, sauce, and that’s it. So why are people screwing with tradition by adding a shit-ton of spices, weird foods, pineapple, etc?
And the blame also goes to the delivery guys. Put that stupid miniature white picnic table where it needs to be and stop getting my food stuck to the box! If I went to a steakhouse and 40% of it stuck to the plate, no one would pay. Why do we accept this for delivery pizza?
Pizza fails are so avoidable. Stop making us laugh at you!