There’s something about parades, American flags and shitty beer that makes people want to act like jackasses every July 4. I mean, have you seen all fireworks fails that happen every year?
Wait – you haven’t? Well, thank god we’re here for you.
This gallery contains some of the finest shots of bottle rockets in asses, roman candles on dicks, and M-80s on heads … anywhere on the web. All in one spot for your viewing pleasure.
The beauty of this gallery is that by tomorrow, it will be twice the size. (Seriously, if you have pics from today, send them to us through the Regretful Morning Facebook page.)
Until then, enjoy the web’s finest, funniest fireworks fails right here.