We haven’t done a good poop throwing story in ages. So, thank god for this guy — a schmuck facing 40 years of hard time, who tried to throw his own shit at a judge.
Because when you throw concealed crap at people, they change their minds about you.
The genius, Ricky Hand, wrapped his own shit in toilet paper, hid it in a sling, and flung it monkey style toward the judge, after he was sentenced to 40 years in prison.
Hand faced 30 charges of breaking and entering, safe-cracking, aggravated robbery, abduction and attempted safe-cracking (which we didn’t even think was still a thing) in April.
As a bonus, he actually pleaded guilty to seven of the original charges earlier this month. But he still had to throw his own shit to prove a point.
Aloha, Mr. Hand.