Eat Me! 15 Pornographic Produce Pics for Your Weekend Cookout


Is… is that … pornographic produce? Why yes … yes it is.

We get a lot of flack from new readers who don’t quite know what we’re all about. They come here, expect stories of regret, and are instead hit with daily doses of barely covered breasts.

So, for those who get squeamish by skin, we present to you a little something different.

It’s not porn. But it sure looks like it. And the best part? It’s good for you.

We proudly present our first pornographic produce gallery — because Regretful Morning is about bringing people together.

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