There’s nothing new about girl farts. We get it. But that doesn’t make the video below any less impressive.
This seemingly innocent looking girl is recording herself — hardly a surprise — when she baits her brother into position. The rest is disgusting history.
The brother — clearly the type that would normally enjoy a good assblaster — is so shocked that something so inhuman left his sister’s anus that he gets frozen from shock.
Her final words before a series of girl farts left her dirty Cheerio flapping in distress? “Hi Ty!”
Then she unloads so much methane into the atmosphere, Bono is already planning a benefit concert for her hometown.
Sadly, some of you sick bastards are probably hoping to get her number.