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Woman Cooks Bacon on AR-15 Rifle

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Now THIS is how to cook bacon. Allison Schafer, the Queen of the Blue Ribbon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa, shows us how to fry up everyone’s favorite breakfast meat with an AR-15 rifle.

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She simply wraps the meat and aluminum foil around the barrel and pretends she’s hunting ISIS, to achieve that lead-smoked deliciousness.

But Schafer isn’t the only one to enjoy her fat sizzle from a rifle. Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz did the same thing last year in a 2015 campaign video.

Why aren’t we voting for him again?

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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