A UK woman simply wanted her friends to help her move her mattress when one of the eagle-eyed buddies noticed a few familiar shapes.
A friend would have ignored it. A good friend would have found a way to eliminate the dildo outlines from the memory foam, so no one else could see them.
This bleached assholeÂ felt it was a good idea to snap a pic, then upload it to Imgur so the world could see how much she invested in “quiet alone time.”
Of course, Imgur is meaningless without captions, so her belovedÂ pal wrote: “Friend moving her mattress today. Guess you can tell what was stored underneath?”
The post has since been seen by more than 2,500,000 people since posting, and was a hot topic of debate on several social media outlets.
Some experienced users even figured out which toys were stored there, like archaeologists hunting fuck fossils for future generations.
Because we’re also not nice people, we’ll post our favorite comment:
“Jesus, get a bedside drawer, you animal.”