Porn isn’t an easy business. For every megamillion success story (like our featured model Tera Patrick), there’s thousands of starlets left out to dry, usually in a coke-fueled stupor.

(Even former smut royals like Jenna Jameson aren’t doing so hot these days…)

But one of the true successes in adult films is Tera. She’s filmed some of the hottest scenes on record. She’s equally loved by men and women. She got hitched to a metal superstar, then convinced him to leave his band to … wait for it … do porn.

Tera, we salute your ability to stay above water, and to keep our hands below our desks.

(And don’t forget about all the other Regretful Morning porn star love.)

Ashley Benson’s Hottest Moments Video – Celeb Jihad

Christina Aguilera’s Mom T#ts In Women’s Health – Linkiest

Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts – Caveman Circus

Michelle Calvo Es Muy Caliente in FHM – G Celeb

Girls With Tattoos Are Always Keepers – Bro My God

Shay Maria: The Absolute Best Photos, GIFs And Videos – Bad Sentinel

Hottie: International Sex Symbol Jessica Gomes – Brosome

100 Years Of Lingerie – Gunaxin

Robot Makes Hole-In-One On No. 16 At TPC Scottsdale – Droll Nation

Kim Kardashian Returns With A See Through! – The Nip Slip

Babe of the Day – Steph Petrey from University of South Florida – College Envy

Instagram Hottie Danielle Knudson – Lurk And Perv

Sexy Asian Girls Are Here To End You Week – Toasted On The Inside

26 Pets Who Can’t Believe You Aren’t Taking Them On Vacation With You – Ned Hardy

Disney Hit With Criminal Charges for Crushing Harrison Ford With a Hydraulic Door – Furious Fanboys

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