I’m new to Regretful Morning. But, in the month since taking over some of the writing duties, I’ve noticed one thing — there’s a LOT of stories about people doing weird piss things.
And we passed on several stories about criminals pissing in dressing rooms, and even flights being diverted because of bladder-control problems.
Long story short, I was prepared to write an explanation to all of you, apologizing for being number one … for stories about number one.
Then it happened again. It turns out piss isn’t just warm. It’s hot. And today’s video is no exception.
Here, a man is arrested for godonlyknowswhat in the first degree, and he’s taking it pretty badly. So, like any of us, he starts urinating at a 90-degree northward direction, narrowly missing his own face twice.
Let’s laugh like the cops in the video…