Man Takes Vertical Piss During Arrest, Police Do NOT Beat Him

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I’m new to Regretful Morning. But, in the month since taking over some of the writing duties, I’ve noticed one thing — there’s a LOT of stories about people doing weird piss things.

I mean, really. We’ve covered golden showers at the Golden Gate. And then we got scientific about the health benefits of fresh-squeezed piss.

And we passed on several stories about criminals pissing in dressing rooms, and even flights being diverted because of bladder-control problems.

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Long story short, I was prepared to write an explanation to all of you, apologizing for being number one … for stories about number one.

Then it happened again. It turns out piss isn’t just warm. It’s hot. And today’s video is no exception.

Here, a man is arrested for godonlyknowswhat in the first degree, and he’s taking it pretty badly. So, like any of us, he starts urinating at a 90-degree northward direction, narrowly missing his own face twice.

Let’s laugh like the cops in the video…

 

REGRETFULMORNING Writer
REGRETFULMORNING Writer
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