17 Trees Sucking on Things


Y’know how when you get a splinter or a weird piercing and your body rejects it by slowly forcing it out of your body? Well it turns out that trees do something that’s sort of like that, but actually the exact opposite: if something is in the way of their growth, they’ll just straight up absorb it, so questions asked.

Here’s 17 trees sucking on things (I’ve never wanted to date a tree so badly).

via /r/treessuckingonthings

Matt Pass is a standup comedian from Atlantic City who can be found on Twitter and tumblr.

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