In the last 90 days I’ve had two neck surgeries and countless visits to the doctor’s office.  And every time I leave a medical center, I can’t help but feeling like a cattle getting tagged.  “Face down, ass up, take these meds, pay up.”  In honor of how the medical industry runs shit, here are 40 sexy examples of face down ass up (minus the hospital gown).

Selena Gomez On A Yacht In A Wet White Swimsuit – Celeb Jihad
Miley Cyrus Isn’t Dead, But She Is Topless – G Celeb

Cobras Protecting A Sleeping Baby – TC Mag
31 Funny Text Fails Because Why Not – Radass

33 Absolutely Beautiful Motorcycles – Caveman Circus
Now that’s what I call brilliant (30 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Crazy Cool Concept Cars (23 Photos) – The Rack Up
Ten Science Fiction Concepts Ruined by Human Nature – Gunaxin

Quite Possibly The Most Awesome Thing You See Today: The Pugs Of Westeros – Ned Hardy
Gorgeous Women Always Lift My Spirits – TOTI

Uber dose of sex appeal from Veronika Istomina – Brosome
The Best Big Ten Shotguns From Last Year (21 Photos) – Big10tens

The Wildest Roller Coasters Ever Built – Double Viking
Extended Star Wars Rebels Trailer – Furious Fanboys

Nothing beats a woman’s POV – Barnorama

Mirgaeva Galinka: One of the Hottest Girls on Instagram (30 pics) – Radass
The Star Wars Trilogy Has Been Remastered in 4K – Furious Fanboys

Top Ten Summer Movies – The Celeb Cafe