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The Chinese Have Invented a Hands Free Sperm Extractor

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Engineers at a hospital in Nanjing, China have created a hands free sperm extractor, which doesn’t require a mouth either – that would just be called a blow job.  The sperm extractor is for those men who want to donate their baby batter, but can’t seem to perform in a sterile room with dated porno mags.

The sperm extractor has an adjustable height setting, allowing maximal stroke input.  Apparently you can even adjust tightness, temperature, and watch suggestive material on the screen.

Way to go China, you’ve invented an automatic fleshlight and given it a purpose, all in the name of science.

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