Nightmares are made of situations like this. Two young Aussies were flying a J-170 light plane when it lost power. The pilot trainer, calm as fuck, takes over and brings her in for a ‘beauty of a landin’. Had this been anyone else, those seats would have needed a deep cleaning.
They were so calm in fact that I wonder if they were stoned.
“Dude, we smoked so much that the plane got high too.”
“Damn you’re right, maybe the plane needs a nap, that grass over there looks comfortable.”
“Nice landing bro, hand me the Funions.”